In the year 20xx, there were swarms of beauties in the sea, and the world had completely turned into wheat bran.
Lin Zhinan, a painter who considers herself to be straight and straight, was spotted by a wheat bran company on the way to buy instant noodles, so she embarked on the wheat bran road forever.
The company boasted about it and said:
It's okay to be straight! Return to the present life as soon as the three-year period is up! If you are good at wheat, you can also take away generous bonuses for retirement!
Lin Zhinan was heartbroken.
I went to the company to sign the contract in a daze, and saw my business partner in the office blankly.
He's 1.9 Meters tall, with a thick face, long legs and pectoral muscles.
He just looked cold-tempered and had a skull earring on his left ear.
Lin Zhinan was silent for a while, looked at his thin arms and legs, turned around weakly and asked:
"Am I going to fight him? Does it count as domestic violence if he hits me?"
Lu Shaolin raised his head, staring straight at him with his raised red phoenix eyes, and said in a stiff tone:
"Why should I hit you?"
Lin Zhinan:......
He surrendered his hands and explained kindly:
"Don't worry, I'm a straight man and I won't pester you after business closes."
Lu Shaolin's already disgusting face instantly turned two shades darker, and he responded without saying anything.
Lin Zhinan:?
Dad, brother! What's wrong with you?
Do we really have people like this?
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As the young master of the Lu family, Lu Shaolin has had everything going smoothly since childhood. My grandparents doted on me, my parents were tolerant, my brother was reliable, and I was excellent at school and work. However, at the age of 21, I encountered the biggest twists and turns in my life - love.
How does it feel to have a crush on an inexperienced wooden person?
How does it feel to be in the CP business with your crush?
Young Master Lu, who was pampered and had never been wronged, finally learned one word: tolerance.
Being extremely jealous is considered to be a bad temper, so she puts up with it in order to kiss and hug her; caring and considerate is considered a business method, and she puts up with it in order to get closer to each other; she frequently hints at confession, and the relationship is ambiguous and close, but Lin Zhinan still insists that he is a straight man, and puts up with it...
I can't bear it anymore, no need to bear it anymore!
Lu Shaolin was so angry that he pushed him into the sofa:
"Straight men... Straight men are good, it's best to think that you are straight before you go in!"
Lin Zhinan was pressed on the sofa. She raised her neck and did not resist. She smiled sullenly and let Lu Shaolin get close to her and almost kissed her. She pretended to be confused: "Huh?"
"..."
Lu Shaolin: "... Damn!"
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