Vicious Tongue, Bamboo Horse, Noisy Cicada
毒舌竹马聒噪蝉
by Yue Zhiqi (悦知祺)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 64k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Heartless Little Sun attack x mouth and suspect that the body is experiencing high sensitivity] [Bamboo horse and bamboo horse + daily life of sand sculpture + reunion after breaking the mirror + two-way redemption] [This article is also known as: "Observation Diary of Cicadas in Four Seasons"] For Zhang Fanxu, Lin Yicheng is a "four-season cicada". Because the cicada on the tree cannot survive the winter, but it has been making noises in his ears for eighteen years. 24 Hours a day, 365 days a year without any holidays. Zhang Fanxu is a naturally highly sensitive person. He is picky about food, has mysophobia, is afraid of noise, and is afraid of heat. This man has only one creed in life: cherish life and stay away from trouble. Zhang Fanxu (reincarnation wish, indifferent face): [In the next life, I don't want to be rich and powerful, but I want to have clean ears] Destiny (with a compassionate face, he checked the "Bamboo Horse Allocation" column with a smile): [Okay, I have already tied up the biggest trouble for you upstairs, the knot, you're welcome] Zhang Fanxu (the hanging heart finally died): [......... Dare not open my eyes] Fortunately, after eighteen years, Zhang Fanxu has developed a poisonous tongue that can choke people to death without making a sound, so as to fight against the fate of this fake glutinous rice cake. Lin Yicheng: [Xuxu, do you think the time we have been together since catching Zhou is considered the blessing that I have cultivated in my previous life? Zhang Fanxu: [I have done a lot of evil in my previous life] Lin Yicheng: [Then you should just close your eyes and take away this bad fate of mine, and you will make up for it] Zhang Fanxu: [No rags collected] Lin Yicheng: […………] Zhang Fanxu originally thought that this cicada would bother him for the rest of his life. Until the midsummer when he was eighteen years old, Lin Yicheng left without saying goodbye and placed a can of... Garbage he had saved since childhood on his window sill? That year, the cicadas kept chirping outside the window, but the cicadas in his world stopped. Five years later, a dinner party. A cicada in a suit and leather shoes came over holding a wine glass: [Xu... Engineer Zhang, long time no see] Zhang Fanxu took a sip of wine without raising his eyelids: "Who?" The cicada that broke the defense: [It was the rags that I begged you to collect...] Zhang Fanxu: [I study software engineering, not junk recycling, even if it is gold-plated junk] The shameless cicada (setting off fireworks crazily in his heart): [Great! Still a familiar recipe! Familiar taste! He is still willing to scold me, which shows that he still has me in his heart! The road to chasing his wife is long, but fortunately, he, Lin Yichen, can't do anything else, and he is the most shameless! As long as he doesn't let go, this gold-plated rag of his will definitely be able to turn waste into treasure again! An ordinary citizen named Zhang, who was disturbed by the chirping of cicadas and suffered mental breakdown, asked for help late at night. Belike: [If the bamboo horse is too noisy, can you put a sack in it and beat it? Wait online, don't worry] Zhua Zhou was touched by an unknown creature, can I return the goods? A one-year-old baby does not have the capacity for civil conduct [What kind of "Four Seasons Cicada" is it, so difficult to kill?] How to shut up a cicada How to bring a cicada back [Faxiao, whom I haven't seen for five years, suddenly comes to you. Do you want to borrow money?] [Excuse me, if someone talks in my ear, my heartbeat will speed up. Is this a sequelae of heat stroke? It's a rush to wait online! ! ! Intent: Love is the courage to face your heart and the choice to no longer escape.