Cheng An is an idiot with a poor professional ability.
A heavy rain flooded the island of the Shengun family, and Cheng An had no choice but to cross the ocean and go to the city to resume his old business.
In the bar, Cheng An stared at a mature man who looked rich.
Cheng An lied: "Sir, I see that your hall is dark and you need a red star to move. This great immortal can guarantee you a happy marriage. You don't need a round child! As long as RMB..."
The boss actually believed it!
The only price is that you have to pay your own PP every day when you sleep.
But it doesn't matter, the boss has big chest muscles and is easy to sleep with. He will hold him in his arms gently and coax him. Every day when he wakes up, there will be many, many zeros in his account.
One morning, Cheng An woke up from the boss's arms and found that the boss was carefully measuring the size of his ring finger and muttering about the construction period of the customized diamond ring.
Want... To get married? !
Rowing a small broken boat overnight, Cheng An quickly fled back to the island.
*
A few months later.
Cheng An looked at his round belly that had bulged for no reason and fell into deep thought.
The family elders yelled: "This is a shame to the family!"
Cheng An was expelled from the island and sadly returned to the city across the ocean.
He weakly inquired about the boss's background.
The passers-by were shocked when they heard this: "That's the head of a noble family. I heard that he has been crazy about his lover recently. He vents his anger in the boxing ring every day and can smash people's bones with one hand!"
Cheng An: QAQ!
Just as he was about to run away, a shadow suddenly pressed down behind him, and the familiar and dangerous fragrance of agarwood fell.
The boss looked at him condescendingly, his eyes as heavy as a storm that was about to fall:
"Why are you running? Baby."
"Isn't this... Our child?"
*
The boss has lived for thirty years, with a pure heart and cruel methods.
But he looked at Cheng An's clumsy deception with cold eyes, but like a young boy who had just started to fall in love, he fell into it willingly.
He's even already picking out a proposal ring.
When he woke up, Cheng An disappeared from the world.
The boss searched all over the city and was about to turn the whole city upside down, until this day——
With a sullen face, he looked at the culprit who had been missing for a long time. He was holding a cup of milk tea longingly, holding his belly in his belly, and talking to people stupidly.
*Small Theater
Rumor has spread throughout the city that if the boss catches a liar playing with his feelings, he will definitely cut him into pieces.
At a certain banquet, someone witnessed a scene in the lounge.
The boss carefully held a small and exquisite boy in his arms.
The young man's feet stepped on the big man's abdominal muscles, moaning and groaning.
The boss lowered his strength and gently massaged the boy's calf, which was slightly red and swollen due to pregnancy.
"Be good, you won't be tired after giving birth."
"Please bear with me a little longer, okay?"
Everyone:? ? ?
Intention: Beware of the Immortal Jump