[Pseudo-supernatural unit criminal investigation article]
There have been a lot of weird things happening in Lancheng recently.
Hauntings, evil spirits, and dead souls taking their lives are taking turns, making people all over the Internet panic.
As a professional in debunking supernatural scams, Shen Luoxi glanced at several popular search terms on the page: It's all fucking bullshit!
On the first day of "exorcism and exorcism", an order came down from above: Bind the city bureau to jointly handle the case.
The man frowned and looked at the yellow-haired young man in front of him, and said in a business-like tone: "Captain of Criminal Investigation Zhao Chenyu, please give me some advice on Feng Shui issues in the future."
"..." God damn Feng Shui!
Shen Luo laughed with evil intentions: "Speaking of Feng Shui, when you encounter a seductive ghost during the handling of a case, should Captain Zhao take out the handcuffs or the amulet first?"
Zhao Chenyu: "... Handle cases scientifically and prohibit superstition."
As a result, it didn't take long for me to meet the so-called "sexual ghost"
Shen Luoxi just put on the costume he borrowed from the theater
The next second, he was pressed against the wall by a tall figure.
The man gritted his teeth and said in his ear: "You are a hundred times harder to deal with than a ghost."
Shen Luoxi's inner os: If it's hard to do, it's hard to do. Why the hell are you taking out my trouser chain? !
[He who says he must win and his ability will definitely win]
Intention: Only those who pretend to be gods and ghosts
