Cheng Yanli, a well-known cardiac surgery expert, goes to the same psychological consultation room every Friday and pretends that he is "sick".
His counselor Wen Li is a qualified listener, so qualified that it makes people heartbroken - he treats her to dinner, and she asks for AA; he brings coffee for a review, and she says she will give him the biggest share of the money when he gets married; on Valentine's Day, he gives 99 roses in exchange for a truckload of broccoli.
After enduring it for half a year, he finally asked her face to face: "Do you know why it is Friday?"
"Because you're only free on Friday?"
"Because you don't work on Saturdays and Sundays."
Wen Li paused at the tip of his pen.
"You are the root of my illness."
This time it was Wenli's turn to suffer from insomnia. She checked into the cardiac surgery department - she had palpitations, insomnia, and irregular menstruation. She didn't know which department to go to, so she decided to go to the most serious one.
When her name was called in the waiting area, she pushed the door open and walked in without raising her head. A steady male voice came from the other side: "What's wrong with you?"
After she explained the symptoms, she took off her mask and Cheng Yanli said with a smile in her eyes: "What else?"
Wenli pushed the door open and ran.
A week later, there was a bag of pears on Cheng Yanli's table. P. S.: Dr. Cheng, I am cured. Thank you for the treatment.
He stared at the bag of pears for a long time, then turned to ask his assistant: "Do you think she was hinting at me?"
"What does it imply?"
"She has pear in her name, which means she gave herself to me."
The assistant was silent for three seconds: "Dr. Cheng, I'm applying for leave."
"Why?"
"Your love brain gives me a workplace injury."
-1V1, SC, HE
-Insensitive power ceiling x self-defeating peacock man
Intention: work well
