The owner of a roast duck shop × a talking Call Duck, both with amnesia
A hilarious yet thrilling adventure of revenge (updated daily)
The duck at Xu Mie’s house started talking.
As a firm materialist, she’d never believed in anything supernatural. Unless this duck swore it would help her escape the time loop: she woke up to July 25 every single day, and it was getting really annoying.
The duck was a liar. This new world was strange and had no manners.
The moment she arrived, she was thrown into one perilous instance after another. Not only was her life on the line, she was forced to become a “streamer” with no privacy whatsoever. In the end, they even dangled the promise of a dream come true.
But Xu Mie took the bait. She wanted so badly to return to a normal world. She was truly starving for it.
“So this is the woman who said her dream was to become roast duck during her introduction? Just a gimmick. She won’t survive two instances.”
“What kind of weird ability is that, attacking people with roast duck? Are you here to make us laugh?”
“I’m with Crimson Rebirth. You’d better know your place.”
“This is your last chance. Surrender and join us, or we’ll hunt you down forever!”
Xu Mie watched all kinds of people threaten her and quietly pulled a magic broom, spellbook, magic cauldron (a battered wok), and magic wand (a fire poker) out of her roast duck shop.
“Y-you’re a witch! That’s right, I remember now. That person was just like you...”
Xu Mie planted a foot on her defeated underling. “What witch? These things were handed down through my family’s roast duck shop or given to me by various NPCs. What, don’t you have ancestors? Has nobody given you any gifts?”
Got a tricky ailment? Easy, I’ve got a secret braising-spice recipe.
Can’t unlock the prison door? No problem, watch me use [Pluck Feathers from a Passing Duck].
Want to control an NPC? I can [Braise Duck Until the Flavor Soaks In].
Can’t catch up to the enemy? I’ve still got [Ducks Take to the Sky].
Have you tried my roast duck? If you haven’t, no bad reviews allowed. You have? Great, then you’re one of us.
Xu Mie’s dream was simple, and that was exactly why she wouldn’t let anyone stand in her way. Not even the livestream System.
Come on, watch our down-on-their-luck duck duo team up for revenge and take down the System!
[Bonus Scene]
“Sweet Date” instance: The “You Know How I Feel” quiz is about to begin!
“Streamers, please answer: Is your lover truly in love with only you?”
Of course not.
Keda had said long ago that it had returned to the livestream world to find its duck girlfriend, who had gone missing.
Xu Mie lowered her eyes to the screen in front of her. She raised her hand, almost writing “No,” then stopped. Only after a long pause did she put pen to screen again.
A few seconds later, green light flashed across the screen. She had answered correctly.
“Xu Mie...” Keda met her gaze. “I... just wrote ‘Yes.’”
Xu Mie looked at her reflection in his eyes and pursed her lips. “What a coincidence. My answer was ‘Yes’ too.”
Happy ending, both leads are virgins, goofy comedy, mystery and suspense, infinite-flow adventure with occasional rule-based elements, and a sweet romance.
Theme: Anything that can’t defeat me will become a stepping stone on my path to growth.
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So curious hahahahahahaha
Come on, madam. I have been busy playing Plants vs. Zombies during this period. Although I have reached the weekly limit, I am still addicted. [Lie flat]
Hahahahahahahahaha
Alice in Wonderland is coming
Well, doesn't it mean that I can't make foam in the shower?
When I see this name, I always think of it as a gadget... Orz I atone for my sins
Why is your duck girlfriend jealous of others [dog head]
So curious hahahahahahaha
Come on, madam. I have been busy playing Plants vs. Zombies during this period. Although I have reached the weekly limit, I am still addicted. [Lie flat]
Hahahahahahahahaha
Alice in Wonderland is coming
Well, doesn't it mean that I can't make foam in the shower?
When I see this name, I always think of it as a gadget... Orz I atone for my sins
Why is your duck girlfriend jealous of others [dog head]
Are there mosquitoes in the formula? [Afraid]
Is this person talking about Kodak?