There's Something Wrong with This Monk

Xie Li is an ardent fan of Brother Monkey. Once he got into the book, he thought he could hold the script and follow Brother Monkey in a big career. In the end, he was coerced by the system and raised Tang Seng, whom he despised the most, starting from the baby Mao Yuezi! Later, the person he despised the most gave him the most heartwarming comfort in this world where monsters were rampant. ****** Xie Li was born with a golden key in his mouth, and his life credo has been since childhood: My rules are rules! The person he admires the most is Sun Wukong, and the person he hates the most is Tang Seng. When he grew up, he accidentally traveled through the book and traveled to the world of Journey to the West in the real-life RPG of Journey to the West that he invested heavily in. The portable system told him that his main mission is to help Tang Monk obtain the true scriptures and save all sentient beings. Just when Xie Li happily thought that he had obtained the script of Brother Monkey, the system told him: At Jinshan Temple here, his identity is the elder of Jinshan Temple, the monk who picked up Jiang Liu'er. Xie Li rolled his eyes and almost fainted: "How can that hypocritical and bastard bald donkey help? Does he have no apprentices?" Fortunately, Xie Li is very good at self-guided research. No matter what script he gets, at least it is a genuine journey to the west. With better luck, when the bald donkey gets the scripture, he will still be able to meet his idol and ask for an autograph or something. So Xie Li waited boredly for the arrival of the protagonist of Journey to the West in the place he hated most, with a group of monks he hated most. This wait lasted a thousand years. A thousand years have smoothed away all the edges and dreams of Xie Li. Now he just wants to complete the task quickly and return to the real world. A thousand years later, the system finally told him that Tang Seng was coming. Xie Li stood by the river, looking at the sleeping baby: "..." ****** Eighteen years later Xie Li was nailed to the boundary monument of the hell realm and watched as the little monk he raised with his own hands punched a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers in heaven and stepped on the six paths of reincarnation in the underworld for him, a complete magic pill. "There's something wrong with this monk. This thing must have been taken away by Brother Monkey!" When Mowan meets a Buddha, he kills the Buddha, and when he encounters a demon, he slays the devil. Now he is kneeling in front of the Buddha with red eyes: "I will take the sutra and cultivate it, but I will destroy it. I only ask you to send him home." Xie Li was in the hell realm, shaking his head and sighing: "Love is deeply rooted, how can I get the scriptures? How can I go home if I can't find the true scriptures?" Reading guide: 1. Qing Leng Huo Shou & Red Dan Demon Pill Attack 2. Both parties have hair, and their looks are unparalleled. Don't be intimidated by their status as monks. 3. Double strong, both with high strength. 4. Double cleanliness, a soft spot 5. The relationship between the attacker and the receiver is slightly paranoid and perverted, so please proceed with caution. 6. Overall, it's a relaxing and sweet article. Intention: Growth is a practice about failure