Young Master, I Don't Want to Speculate on CP with My Mortal Enemy.
少爷我才不要和死对头炒cp
by Congratulations (敬欢)
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 21k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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"Young Master, I don't want to speculate on CP with my mortal enemy" Shen Zhou × Xie Yang "What's your name?" "Xie Yang." "Which yáng?" … I am Xie Yang, and the above conversation has been repeated countless times in my life. It doesn't matter at all. Who hasn't been asked how to write the letters in their name when introducing themselves? But. "My name is Shen Zhou - the 'boat' from 'the boat is so far away and so light'." Yes, this is the source of all my troubles. Shen Zhou, my mortal enemy, the most annoying person I have ever seen in my life. Our two families are family friends. Our parents have such a good relationship that they can wear a pair of trousers, and we are both prominent figures in our respective fields. So how did he and I become mortal enemies? First of all, as I just said, our names come from the same poem. He is two years older than me, so my godmother, that is, his mother, first chose for him the sentence "The boat is far away and the boat is sailing lightly" from Tao Yuanming's "Come Back and Lai Ci", and decided to "sink the boat". My mother, on the other hand, picked it up and named me "Xie Yang". Head to tail, everyone is happy. And I suffered. He was born two years before me and introduced himself by this name two years before me. Every time I mention his name, others will mention him. It seems like I will always live under his prefix. But that's not the most extreme thing. This is what really made me and him fall in love. When I was a child, I had a little white dog. He was well-behaved and smart. I liked it very much. I named it "Xiaobai" and often took it out to show off to satisfy the children's vanity. As a result, Shen Zhou also raised one. Same breed, same coat color, just like copy and paste - forget it, his dog is actually smarter than mine and obeys his orders. ... Although I later found out that my mother and his mother ordered the same litter of puppies together, but mine arrived first, but that was also later. Okay, I can tolerate this. But! How could they actually fall in love after seeing each other? ! When I was young, I simply couldn't accept it. I originally disliked him because of his name and the dog thing, but now it just added fuel to the fire. I kept Xiaobai at home and refused to let him go out, hoping to "calm down" him. As a result, he went on a hunger strike for two days. Okay, I have no choice but to compromise. But then I heard that Shen Zhou called his dog "Shang Yang". Although people usually don't ask what the word "" is, because of his long self-introduction, everyone defaults to the same "". I can't question him. If I do, he might beat me up. I still understand this. So, not only did he take away the priority to interpret my name and my dog's "heart", but now he also uses my name for the dog? Provocative. This is definitely provocative. Scholars can endure it, but who can't? So, oi Xiaobai, how about you be called "Xiaozhou" from now on? Xiaobai is puzzled, but Xiaozhou accepts it. But it's not over yet. After that, Shen Zhou started using the same style as me for all kinds of things. Why are you going against me? ! Also, I am the youngest at home, I have older brothers and sisters, but I don't like others calling me "young master". But he insisted on shouting "young master" every time, which made me annoyed and ashamed. Okay, in that case, I'll show off my young master's temper in front of you. I want to be domineering, I want to ride on your head. In this way, we started a never-ending "war". My godmother is a well-known director. She has been with him on the set since she was a child. She is considered a half-child star. She usually goes to school normally, but she has a fan aura. How can I bear this? I'm not bad looking either, okay! So I also wanted to film, but my mother said that I was "immature and not as steady as Shen Zhou." ……Ha? Is he stable? When he becomes childish in front of me, everyone and God are outraged, okay? Good guy, there are two faces. I refused to accept it and insisted on taking the art exam. Hum, young master, I am the number one in the drama, okay? As for him, he went to learn some material and was bored out of his mind. Later, I finally got my wish to be cast in my godmother's movie - to clarify, I was selected through a formal audition, not through the back door, and I told you, Master, that I have the ability, okay? As for Shen Zhou, he also participated, but he was just supporting me. Oh, it's great. After the movie came out, I became really popular. But—— Why is everyone knocking me and his CP? ! Master, I don't want to speculate on CP with my mortal enemy! ! ! Concept: True love is not about possession, but about fulfilling the other person's conscious choice