Gu Yan, the flower of the high mountain in the Biology Department of B University, has published three articles in the "Nature" sub-journal. He is cold and dignified, and should not be approached by strangers.
Su Xiaoxiao always thought so - until the day she accompanied her father for a hemorrhoidectomy and bumped into him in the corridor of the anorectal department.
He held the registration slip in his hand, the tips of his ears were red, and tried to gain respect by saying "get some information for the teacher".
The nurse's voice penetrated the entire floor: "No. 17 Gu Yan, prepare the skin!"
The more serious news was yet to come: after waking up from anesthesia, he held Su Xiaoxiao's hand and cried, asking "Is my anus still intact?" - She recorded the whole process.
After school started, Gu Yanzhi announced in public at the group meeting: "Su Xiaoxiao will do the project with me, and I will lead it myself."
Su Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
Soon after, the whole school knew about the death of Gaolingzhihua in the Anorectal Science Society. A secret admirer from the medical school came to visit and asked Su Xiaoxiao to "stop pestering Senior Gu."
Su Xiaoxiao was furious: "He insisted on showing me his anus!"
Behind the crowd, Gu Yanzhi was carrying two cups of milk tea, his face ashen.
He handed over the milk tea, his voice as calm as reporting data: "Black tea latte, less sugar, 45 degrees. You are right, I insist on showing it to you."
Later, he sent an encrypted email - a love letter written in DNA base sequences.
She replied with a paper: "Research on Abnormal Courtship Behavior of Individuals with Injured Self-Esteem."
He responded with another review.
When he said, "You have seen my anus, you have to be responsible for me", Su Xiaoxiao knew that this flower of the high mountains was completely smashed into her hands.
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