The Best Little Fool in the World!

Fu Chenghan was a foolish king in his previous life. When he was on a military expedition, he fell into the enemy's counter-intentional plan and replaced the highly accomplished general Xiao Xun. As a result, he was defeated and captured. Xiao Tong turned the tide and killed 18 enemy generals in a row, and rescued him. Fu Chenghan deeply felt that a pillar was rare, so he blocked an arrow for Xiao Tong and died. 0-1-18, Record available! When I opened my eyes, I was back ten years ago. At that time, mountains and rivers were all around, Fu Chenghan was only sixteen years old, and the general was still a small guard, ordered to guard him every day. The most important thing is that his father, the invincible god of war, who died young and was invincible in the world, did not have time to die yet! Fu Chenghan hugged his father's thigh and vowed to make his father healthy and healthy for generations to come. His father took pills indiscriminately, and he took them first; his father was assassinated, and he blocked the knife; his father ransacked the house and wiped out the family, and he fished for people; his father was addicted to beauty, and he... How did his father favor the Prime Minister! If you dote on your trusted ministers, will you end up pampering them in bed? No wonder my father never doubted that his subordinates would rebel. Even if they quarrel at the head of the bed and get together at the end of the bed, your father will still be your father! If he had been intimate with Xiao Xun in his previous life, then even if his enemies had a hundred ways, they would never be able to separate them. Fu Chenghan learned from the painful experience and decided to form his political team in advance. He had to hurry up and favor a few. The first person to bear the brunt was, of course, his future general Xiao Xun. Fu Chenghan followed the example of the sages and wise kings, and sat at the same table with Xiao Xun, resting on their feet and falling asleep. He still couldn't figure out how to favor a man. Xiao Xun was restrained and stubborn. Not only did he refuse to teach him, he also said that his subordinates did not dare to break the rules. Fu Chenghan persevered and planned to teach himself. At night, while Xiao Zun was sleeping, he secretly untied Xiao Zun's military robe and looked at the strong and muscular chest muscles under the snow-white lining. He was frightened by the warm body temperature. Looking down, he saw that they were bulging like a horse. Xiao Xun woke up. Fu Chenghan was frightened for no reason and retreated: "Tonight, you can sleep alone tonight. I have to go find someone else. The counselors are still waiting." Xiao Xun pulled Fu Chenghan back and pinned him down like a prey. Fu Chenghan finally knew how to pamper his ministers. After that night, Xiao Shun became even more loyal, letting him be beaten and scolded by him, willing to be like a cow or a horse. During the day he rides a horse, and at night the horse rides him :( * Before Xiao Xun forgot his roots: What did I become when I was on the dragon's bed, a traitor? Lucky? How will the descendants of the Xiao family view me when history books are written in the future? After Xiao Xun forgot his roots: Watch as you like, I have no descendants. —— Bearing the brunt: It is a metaphor for being the first to be attacked or suffered a disaster. There is no misuse here. It means that the innocent and upright general let the confused little king bring disaster to him. —— Copywriting completed on 2026.6.20 Intention: To be a wise king!