
Junior Brother Passer-By, He Was Forced to Do Nothing.
路人甲师弟他被迫咸鱼了
by Sanwu (三邬)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 94k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 9d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Honours
Synopsis
The story of the road to immortality, I stream cultivation: it tells the story of a renegade road man, an illiterate beggar, and a poor sorcerer who is calculating and scheming. * Lin Heng was gifted with extraordinary talent since he was a child and had a photographic memory. However, at the age of sixteen, he won the first prize in the sect competition. He was a rare cultivator, but he rejected Lingxiao Palace's invitation on the spot, leaving behind a good story about his unruly young man. But no one knew that this short-lived genius was a despised miscellaneous spirit. If the foundation and bones are weak, if you make an inch of progress in cultivation, whatever you cultivate will be useless, and it will become a piece of rotten wood. Lin Hengshen thought so, after all: when practicing swordsmanship, the sword energy is designed to chop down fellow Taoists; when making elixirs, controlling fire will explode the furnace; when repairing weapons, all shots are made of scrap iron; when drawing talismans, one can injure the enemy by one thousand and damage oneself by eight hundred; when setting up formations, trap others and hurt oneself; when practicing physical training, one becomes paralyzed; when fighting beasts, dogs hate cats. ——But fortunately, he has excellent understanding, but he is also... Stubborn. Since everything you cultivate is wrong, doesn't that mean everything you do is right? Lin Heng mixed up the numbers, and one day he had an epiphany. He left the mountain gate and became a casual practitioner. Whoever wants to go out and mess around in the world will almost risk his life. * After fighting for his life several times and escaping from death, Lin Heng realized the truth: If the sky falls, there will be a high ceiling, so it is better to be a passerby with peace of mind. It's just that each of his "good Taoist friends" is more wrong than the last. The little beggar who was rescued was illiterate and possessed a spiritual poison; the warlock he befriended was penniless, but was very clever; the trustworthy father-in-law cheated and cheated, and he relied on the Immortal Family; even his best friends from back then were already famous and became the best in the Taoist sect when they met again? And his weak and cute little sister, who can punch a demon tiger, kick an evil dragon, and punch through two mountains with one palm? ! No, we promised to live and die together, but in the end, I was the only one who was useless. How many things are you hiding from me? ! * Lin Heng was forced to do nothing. He hid behind his good Taoist friend and comforted himself: obscurity is good, at least no one cares, and he can just pat his butt and leave at the critical moment. However, the demons and ghosts only pick me to gnaw on, and the Immortal Sect and Taoist Sect only picks me up? Forget it like this... At the critical moment, he was protected by those good fellow Taoists. Lin Heng: "What does it mean to live and die together and share adversity? What does it mean to ask me to hold back the demon Lao Shizi and the ancestor... Hello?!" Lin Heng was unable to support the lonely tree. Lin Heng was defeated and defeated. Lin Heng struggled to the death... Lin Heng tightened his butt and hit the devil unexpectedly. Everyone: I don't even know how to love you. Lin Heng covered his buttocks and cursed at the end of his life: "Wu Xingye! If you let the bug bite me again, you will never be able to find a wife for the rest of your life!" Wu Xingye smiled: "How could that be? If you scold me again, let go." Lin Heng looked at the 100-foot cliff below him and tightened his grip: "We are sharing weal and woe... Why is it too urgent to kill each other?" Wu Xingye picked his ears: "Then you beg for mercy?" Lin Heng was furious: "Daydream about the blue sky of your Taoist ancestor!" * Small theater: Lin Heng: Asking for immortality, it is better to just eat and wait to die. Wen Yue: Fellow Taoist Lin, please don't underestimate yourself. Qian Jiu: Hey, young man, we have seniors and juniors, so we can't take you with us. He Yiguan/He Lingyu: Waste. Xia Jiaojiao: Junior brother, don't lie down, come and fight with me! Wu Xingye: Looking for accessories. Lin Heng slapped his leg: What a great feeling! Everyone:? ? ? Something is wrong...800% Out of 10 something is wrong. Reading guide: 1. The deviant, casual, stupid, green and shou × will be more poisonous than the poisonous tongue lotus pod essence attack, attack and receive 1V1, double clean. 2. Main and subject perspectives, group portrait, group portrait, group portrait, small benches are sold in the front row. 3. The literature of group portraits and waistcoats × Each person has more eyes than a lotus pod × Overt and covert struggles are intertwined with each other. 4. Slow heat, slow heat. 5. Attack first and be tempted, attack first and be tempted! 6. Woliu Cultivation: Three levels and nine realms: hearing the Tao, discerning the heart, questioning the spirit, peering into the source, Hunyang, Dongxu, three transformations, formless, and Taiqing. (Refer to the mainstream settings of cultivation such as: Qi training, foundation building..., Don't get too particular about it.) Three Mountains and Five Domains: Three Mountains: Zhenling Mountain, Putuo Ridge, and Liudu River. Five regions: East Pole, South Yunnan, West Pole, Moye, and Zhongzhou. Demining: Deputy CP Yes Stacked armor: The plot requires it, treat it rationally, and stop losses in time if you feel uncomfortable. Intention: Do not destroy or establish
