There's No Taste in My Mouth!
我嘴里没味儿!
by Spoil Dong Dong (Spoil咚咚)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 19k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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As an ordinary high school student, Xu Wei's biggest hobby in life is eating. But unfortunately, he suffered from congenital heart disease and this hobby was killed early. Xu Wei's parents held him in their hands for fear of falling, and held it in their mouths for fear of melting. When others came for hot pot, barbecue, and ice cream, he could only hold the health porridge and prepare medicine. Even so, he still ran to the hospital every two days. After an operation failed, Xu Wei opened and closed his eyes and found that he had traveled to the world of the book and became the vicious cannon fodder in the book. Xu Wei looked at his healthy little body:? What a mess. He has to go to the cafeteria to cook ten bowls of rice first. Just when Xu Wei was feasting in the school cafeteria, he suddenly couldn't taste anything in his mouth and was bound to a system. The system told him that he must follow the plot of the original book and commit suicide to stumble the protagonist, and become a stepping stone for the protagonist's domineering and cool life. Otherwise, he will be deprived of his taste buds and will not be able to taste anything. Xu Wei (stiff): What... The system continues to add more: salty, sweet, sour, spicy and fresh, but no taste at all. Xu Wei, who will die if he doesn't eat it: Come on, one of me and the protagonist must die! Although there is a high probability that he will die, but compared to seeking death, he is still more unable to accept having a mouth and not being able to eat. Therefore, Xu Wei ignored the protagonist's shining halo as the protagonist and endured the humiliation and embarked on the path of vicious cannon fodder. The system issues a task: Make the protagonist look foolish. In physical education class, Xu Wei secretly replaced the protagonist's basketball with a children's basketball, and the protagonist was laughed at by his classmates. But the next second, the protagonist was playing happily with a children's basketball, and then he let go, and the ball hit Xu Wei firmly in the face. Xu Wei: (TvT)… The system issues a task: causing the protagonist to fall. Xu Wei secretly removed a screw on the protagonist's stool, causing the protagonist to fall on his butt. Afterwards, he felt guilty and wanted to destroy the evidence, so he secretly screwed the screw back. As soon as he entered the classroom, Xu Wei was caught by the protagonist holding a screwdriver. Then, he was grabbed by the protagonist and tightened the screws of all the stools in the class. Xu Wei: QAQ… The system issues a task: spread rumors to the protagonist. Xu Wei printed 5,000 flyers in one go and distributed them to the entire grade overnight without anyone noticing. The next day, the whole school knew that the protagonist skipped class last night to help the old lady cross the street. Xu Wei was proud that the protagonist couldn't deal with him this time. This was a good thing for a good person. The system was furious: What kind of rumor are you doing! ! ! ! Xu Wei smiled shyly: He was helping the old man yesterday. System: ... Whoever falls in love with whomever falls in this bad class will join. ———— Pei Yan had a smooth life, he didn't know what setbacks were, and he never looked down upon the occasional fool. Until Xu Wei appeared. He discovered that this man's way of seeking death was very special. Loved it. ———— Reading guide: sweet petting fiction, slow-paced daily flow. Pei Yan×Xu Wei [Compared with an arrogant and arrogant old dog × funny, unaware and naturally stupid] Mission: Food and Courage