Zao, she really didn't mean to bombard you with the red fire cannon;
Mikan, she really didn't pull your pants off on purpose;
Giant Chicken, she really wants to roast you on purpose;
Crowrido, she really complained about you on purpose;
Principal, she really threatened you on purpose.
Thor: I really hit her on purpose
Author: I really am...
Dorey, enter with caution