◼ Universe HR Announcement ◼
⚠️Civilization optimization program has been launched:
• Mount Fuji turns into a giant paper shredder, specially designed to swallow 35+ resumes
• Huangpu River scrolls the final elimination list
• And you, iris counts down 71 hours
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◼ Self-Rescue Guide ◼
▌Use Excel functions to curse 996 blessings
▌Convert the layoff notice into a refusal letter
▌Use the auction coffin board to seal the KPI evil spirit
▌Let drones sing "Love Business" in the Palace of Hell
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◼ High energy clip ◼
✓ Po Meng started selling pearl milk tea at Naihe Bridge because her performance was at the bottom
✓ Sanxingdui Cultural Relics collectively forwarded the "Anti-Involution Declaration"
✓ Meiya used 500 pages of PPT to drive the AI mastermind crazy:
"The footnote on page 46 proves that your algorithm has double standards"
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◼ Symptoms after reading ◼
□ I firmly believe that paying for shit is protecting world peace.
□ Tried to suppress the printer with a veteran cadre's thermos cup
□ Insert Taoist charms into weekly reports
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"When all mankind learns to "read back",
Universe finally retracted that damn optimization notice. "
Purpose: catch fish as early as possible
