Title: I thought I was writing a novel, but ended up being the director of a weird asylum
1
In order to pay for rent, Su Ci signed up for the "Non-Human" essay contest and was bound to a "Harmony 404" system.
The first novice task assigned to her by the system is: [Please use love and peace to influence a D-class troublemaker within 24 hours.
Su Ci looked at the kid in front of her who was chased three streets by the urban management for scaring a child into tears, and fell into deep thought.
Finally, she took out a pack of spicy strips and said, "Stop crying, do you want to eat?"
Troublemaker: "Ugh... Cracking, is there any more?"
2
Later, Su Ci met Si Ming, a poor homeless male ghost who claimed to be D-class.
Her mother's heart overflowed, she took him in, and wrote him into her novel as the tragic second male lead. She painted a picture for him every day: "When sister's book becomes popular, I will buy you the best incense!"
Until one day, the city's strongest S-class weirdo went berserk, and the entire Special Incident Management Bureau felt like it was facing a formidable enemy.
Su Ci hid behind Si Ming, trembling: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
The "D-class waste" behind her sighed, walked forward slowly, and whispered to the rampaging S-class Weird:
"I disturbed her, please be quiet."
The next second, the rampaging S-class Weird knelt down on the spot, sweating profusely: "Old... Boss, why are you here?"
There was silence.
Su Ci:? ? ? Where is my poor, weak and helpless second man?
The director of the Special Incident Bureau is crazy.
He checked for three days and three nights, and finally found out that the mysterious SSS-level monster was with the human woman named Su Ci.
He led a heavily armed SWAT team, broke in, and prepared for a desperate fight.
Then, they saw the SSS-level monster wearing an apron, carrying a plate of freshly fried egg fried rice, and gently asked the girl paralyzed on the sofa:
"Today's egg fried rice, is it spicy?"
Su Ci didn't even raise her head: "Jiajiajia, by the way, today's novel has been updated. Have you read it? Are you handsome in what I wrote?"
Si Ming (SSS level weirdo) smiled: "Handsome, especially the part where you wrote about me helping you with your homework."
SWAT Team: ... Sir, did we come at the wrong time?
Highlight
·Easy daily life + slightly afraid of weirdness, 1V1, double clean, HE.
· The female protagonist is the "strongest" human being, and the male protagonist is the "strongest" weirdo. They are each other's golden finger.
Intention: In a weird world, there should also be human smoke and fire