Shen Momo's last thought before she died was: In her next life, she would be a person who didn't need to clean the latrine.
Then she was reborn.
Good news: No more cleaning the latrine.
Bad news: She jumped into the Abyss of Ten Thousand Tribulations. At the bottom of the abyss, there were only tribulation thunders and tribulation monuments. There was not even a root of grass, and there was no need to sweep the latrine.
Even worse news: She has awakened the divine body of disaster and is a "professional scapegoat" certified by the Heavenly Dao.
Sham Swift: "... Can I resign?"
Jie Bei: "No."
Shen Miao: "Then can I collect protection money?"
Jie Bei: "... It's up to you."
So the first black shop in the world of immortality, the "Bad Luck Shop", was officially opened.
Main business:
Make the enemy walk and wrestle (basic model, ten cents)
Let your love rival speak and bite his tongue (advanced model, one tael of silver)
Let the opponent make alchemy and explode the furnace (deluxe model, five hundred spirit stones)
Let the elders fail to survive the tribulation (supreme price, negotiable, price depends on the elder's displeasure)
Shopkeeper Shen Yimou adheres to the "three no's principles":
Don't take the initiative to cause trouble (but if you mess with her, she will bring misfortune to the other party)
Don't kill people casually (but you can make the opponent's life worse than death)
Not in love (career-minded, men will only affect the speed of her bad luck)
Intention: Bad luck is not a curse, but someone is taking care of it for all living beings. And the person carrying it for you may be smiling warmly, guarding you for eight lifetimes where you can't see it, just so that in this lifetime, he can hand over a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake openly.