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He wanted to talk about palace affairs with passion, but the parrot in front did not dare to say anything.
But Qiuqiu has a very strict mouth, and Qiuqiu will not tell anyone! Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!
Qiuqiu is a peony parrot, yellow and fat, pretty, smart, lively and funny!
It knows many secrets of the harem——
For example, the tyrant's queen had an affair with her bodyguard!
For another example, the tyrant is not very good at having sex!
For another example, the tyrant is the child of the Queen Mother and the Imperial Preceptor!
For another example, the tyrant is not the real tyrant, he is just a substitute found by the national master!
The tyrant looks exactly like his master, and Qiuqiu always likes to stare at the tyrant's face and miss his master.
But! The tyrant always bullies it and calls it a chicken!
She has the same face as her, but she doesn't have the gentleness and consideration of her master...
Qiuqiu decided to clear up these scandals on the day she turns into a human form! Pass! Explain! Out! Go!
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Huo Xiu suffered from a headache. When he first fell ill, he became delirious and refused to recognize his relatives.
He always felt that he did not belong to this world. People came and went around him, but they were all extremely strange.
Only that little parrot can bring him a sense of familiarity. Since it came to his side, even his head disease has gradually improved...
But this damn little yellow bird didn't know which circle he was in before. From time to time he would make some very unflattering noises, which completely embarrassed him!
Huo Xiu was arguing with the ministers about the post-abolition matter, and the little parrot began to imitate: "Ah~ ah~ enemy~ use more force~ you are more powerful than the emperor~"
Huo Xiu was chosen to be a father, and the little parrot began to practice: "Cousin~Cousin~I want to give birth to a child for you~Let our child ascend to the position of prince~"
Huo Xiu was almost pulled from the throne. The little parrot pretended to be the national master's voice: "As long as the current emperor is framed as a fake, we can plot to usurp the throne!"
Enthusiastic people: It's just a little parrot, it can lie!
Huo Xiu: ... It can.
There is a ventriloquist bird in Beijing who is stupid and yellow...
1. Double penetration, double cleansing, the tyrant just lost his memory, it's not that he doesn't love anymore
2. This bird has seen too much, has a very high financial quotient, but average IQ.
3. Parrots can turn into humans, which is an ancient fantasy. Please do not delve into the rationality.
4. A relaxed and everyday approach may be a bit nonsensical.
Intention: Everything will be fine
