The Scumbag Is Me! !
渣O竟是我自己!!
by Dried Pollack (明太鱼干)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 10k Words
- Chapters
- 3
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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He hates trouble very much, is world-weary in his heart, and wants to destroy the world all the time. He restrains himself and suppresses his nature for seventeen years. He helps the old lady cross the road every day and insists on doing good deeds. As a result, in order to complete the school practice report, he went to a nursing home to volunteer, and was innocently involved in the bombing. When he woke up, he not only lost his memory, but was also regarded as a suspect. After finally being discharged from the hospital, I encountered an Alpha pheromone from a certain susceptible period in the next ward, which was randomly released. Yansu was stimulated to have advanced estrus and was crawling all over the floor. Then it was discovered that there was something wrong with the glands, and he didn't have much time left. Yan Xu:... Destroy it. Isn't it said that good people are rewarded? * After experiencing a series of inhuman encounters, Yan Shu, who had lost his memory but was still short-lived, completely recovered his nature and let himself go. Be extremely confident that you can do it without saying anything, and actively put it into action. He would directly punch and kick anyone who caused trouble. "We both have one head on our shoulders and are afraid of what he will do." Yan Xu: It feels great. As for a certain Alpha master who randomly released pheromones, he looked like a human, had a good figure, and had a very prominent family background. It's not easy to do it directly, but you can't let it go. It would be fine in normal times, but now he is going to die, Yan Xu thought. He wants to disgust him once. By chance, everyone misunderstood that he was secretly in love with the young master, and he couldn't get it. However, a certain young master also expressed his acquiescence to this, and would not refute the rumors or explain, but would give him whatever he asked for. Yan Xu, who was already acting unscrupulously, became even more unscrupulous in the name of young master. It can be said that the devil boy came to the world and Daji came again. After all, if the bad guy has a gun, you can still negotiate with him, but if the evil cow cat has a gun - That makes absolutely no sense! * The lawless and spoiled Yan Xu did not panic at all when he was kidnapped in the dark sea. The moon is dark and the wind is high, the sky is full of murders and arson. It's harder to be discovered when there are fewer people! Before he died, Yan Xu didn't take time to look back on the past. He only had time to drag down the biggest boss behind his kidnapping. Literally dragged down - drowned. Narrative: There is no time to regret the spring and autumn, so we just keep fighting. I thought that we would just hit it off with the young master and everyone would be happy. Good. * Maybe it's because living an unbridled life is so enjoyable that even God can't stand it. When he woke up from the sea again, Yan Xu didn't expect it. When the doctor told him that the incurable disease was cured, Yan Xu did not expect it. After returning for a long time, I saw the young master coming to visit the grave with a sad expression next to his tombstone from a distance. Yan Xu was even more unexpected. Can't afford to offend but can afford to hide. Halfway through the dark alley, he was abducted by someone with his head covered. When he opened his eyes, he saw the young master sitting on the bedside with a dusty face and a tired face, staring at him and smiling. He faked his death and returned, and he was caught off guard and bumped into his "ex-boyfriend" whom he couldn't understand, something Yan Xu never expected. Lu Qingfei: "Welcome back." Yan Xu: Don't do it. I was always on tenterhooks, fearing that if someone didn't go his way, he would settle old and new accounts together. As a result, the man just lazily followed me every step of the way, but he didn't show any signs of anger. I thought the young master had changed his temper after not seeing him for a long time. At night, Yan Xu was just halfway through breathing when he was carried to bed again. Yan Xu:... I knew it! *Lu Qingfei x Yan Xu *Fake light person, real perverted psychopath attack x cruel evil hand black evil cow cat sufferer *Shuangjie, the only two protagonists *Sand sculpture text, no logic at all Purpose: Be kind