Zhen Bang, a salty fish college student and an eighteenth-tier young blogger.
One day, she found a cat in her closet.
German curly hair, pure appearance, with a market price of five figures.
The video became a hit overnight, and fans frantically urged for updates.
But this cat——
It looks like a dog, barks like a donkey, is neither coquettish nor clingy.
The look in her eyes was one-third cold, seven-point disdain, and the remaining ninety-ninety percent was disgust.
Later, she discovered that the cat not only helped her gain fans, but was also picky about food, angry, rummaging through cabinets, and playing with her mobile phone. She disliked this and that.
What's even more outrageous is that it can understand human speech, type and scold her, and even——
Will become human.
From then on, there was a squeamish young man in the family who claimed to have amnesia.
She doesn't know how to do laundry or cook, and she thinks her WiFi is slow.
... The only advantage?
That face really packs a punch.
:)
Hao Meng: ... Is this how you introduced me?
Zhenbang: What if that's not the case?
Hao Meng: Delete "looks like a dog and barks like a donkey".
Zhenbang: Okay. Then meow like a cat.
Hao Meng: ... You are dreaming.
Zhenbang: Keep it that way.
Hao Meng: "Can't do laundry or cook"? I obviously know a lot.
Zhenbang: For example?
Hao Meng: Let me warm your bed.
Zhenbang: That's when you're a cat. How can I stay warm after I become a human?
Hao Meng: ... Hmph.
Zhenbang: Look, hum again.
——Keeping cats is risky, so be careful when entering the trap.
Reading guide:
1. Setting: 1V1, HE, salted fish heroine x fake cat hero. The male protagonist is not a monster, his real name is Hao Meng.
2. Warning: The main point of view is the female protagonist, the auxiliary point of view is the male protagonist, including the perspective of supporting characters.
3. Genre: light comedy/micro-suspense/happy enemies.
Purpose: Protecting cats is everyone's responsibility.
