
New Covenant of Old Testament Debt
宿债新约
by So Annoying Ybb (烦死了ybb)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 13k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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This article is also known as: "After signing the IOU, the creditor ran away for eight years and came back to collect money." Cover thanks to xhs@momo Shen Huaidu, the labor committee member of Class 7, Grade 2, is the worst class cadre in the school. His daily routine: one person sweeps four rows of floors, wipes two blackboards, takes out three buckets of garbage, and is sent off by the entire crew. His unique skill: saying "It doesn't matter" in eighteen different ways. His motto: "Fate kisses me with pain, and I respond with 'OK'." Oh, by the way, he is one year older than his classmates and two years older than Lu Yanzhou. Reason: My father passed away when I was in the first grade. My family could not afford the tuition fees, so I dropped out of school for a year. Others drop out of school because they are stupid; he drops out because he is poor. ——It can also be considered a kind of talent. In the new semester, a young master who came back from England was transferred to the class. Lu Yanzhou, species: top configuration. He is good-looking, has good grades (not mentioning that he failed in the first monthly exam), and his family seems to have a lot of money. The girls in the class were crazy and the boys were silent. Only Shen Huaidu didn't even raise his head. He was calculating how many rows of chairs he would have to push on Friday. What does the young master have to do with me? He won't help me with my duties. … He can't, right? --- After school on Friday, Shen Huaidu picked up his broom and prepared to start a solo performance. When he turned around, Lu Yanzhou was still sitting in his seat and had not left. Shen Huaidu: "Did you forget to take something? Hurry up and leave. I can do it alone." Lu Yanzhou glanced at him, remained silent for three seconds, and then said one word: "No." Shen Huaidu's brain shut down: "... What not?" Then the young master picked up the mop and went to the water room. Go. Water. House. . Shen Huaidu stood there, holding a broom, and fell into philosophical thinking: 1. Has he stayed abroad for a long time and his language system is disordered? 2. Does he not know what species a "labor committee member" is? 3. Is he... Mentally ill? The answer is: all of them. Later, this young master became his regular partner on duty. Later he became his deskmate. Later... Lu Yanzhou said "I like you". Shen Huaidu's first reaction was not moved, but: "Have you been abroad for a long time and you like all kinds of species?" (Lu Yanzhou's face turned dark for three days.) Shen Huaidu didn't dare to tell him that he actually liked him very much. But do you like it as a meal? Cannot. Can the fucking surgery fee be used as food? Neither can. So when Lu Yanzhou later took out an IOU and asked him to "pay it back in his lifetime," Shen Huaidu thought to himself: Why is this guy so cool at collecting debts? No, why do I feel like I've earned it even when I'm being debt-collected? Then Lu Yanzhou disappeared for eight years. Eight years later, Shen Huaidu was already a special assistant to the president in a suit and leather suit. He was quarreling with other scholars at the negotiating table, thinking that he was invulnerable to all kinds of poison. Until the partner's boss pushed the door open and walked in—— Lu Yanzhou. He slapped a yellowed IOU on the table: "Special Assistant Shen, with principal and interest." Shen Huaidu kept a professional smile and roared in his heart: "Brother, eight years is 2922 days, you even include leap years???" "Where did you put this paper? In the safe???" "Wait a minute - what's going on with the ring box in your hand???" Highlight Reminder There are a lot of laughs in the early stage, but there won't be a single knife missing where there should be abuse (the author is sharpening the knife with a smile🔪) Gong is two years younger than Shou, but he is never called brother. If you accidentally call me "brother", you will bear the consequences. The IOU will eventually turn into a marriage certificate. I'm not going to lie to you, I'm just going to lie to you like a puppy. Shen Huaidu said the last thing: "This book is about my history of blood and tears. But if you laugh, remember to collect it." (Lu Yanzhou nodded behind his back.) One sentence summary: Being on duty is worth a bad fate, and the IOU is worth a lifetime. Intention: The heaviest debt will take a lifetime to repay, and the most severe debt collection will be when someone has been waiting for you.