"Put the fishing rod lower so I can't bite."
Protagonist: Jiang Yu (♀) × Chi Du (♂)
Copywriting: Don't understand the ways of the world, garbage man
When Jiang Yu went back to China to eat spicy noodles and got a stomachache again and couldn't find her cell phone anywhere, so she had to go to the next door for help, but she only heard a cold "stay away", she understood: this neighbor is not easy to get along with. She tried her best to avoid him and investigate her own case, but Chi Du ended up pestering her.
"Come to my house for dinner?"
"Where did you buy your milk?"
"What kind of body lotion do you use that smells so good?"
"Eat less spicy strips, less spicy strips, less spicy strips, less junk!"
Jiang Yu kept trying her best to answer... Or resist in the messy Mandarin she had learned not long ago.
Until one day he asked: "Do you still remember me?"
Jiang Yu felt panicked, as all the lost things seemed to be stuck in his mind instantly, like thousands of needles.
It was too painful and she ran away.
Chi Du sneered, his eyes filled with gloom, but he really thought that he had blocked Jiang Yu in the alley, his eyes were red, like a stray dog with gritted teeth, but he only held her wrist and pressed it against her face as if to kiss: "Jiang Yu, would you like to come home with me?"
In fact, he knew in his heart that if she wanted to leave, he would never be able to keep her.
In fact, the Jiang fisherman did not bring a fishhook when fishing. In fact, Chi Du jumped up on his own.
Intention: Tear apart the darkness before you can bloom
