The Number One Salted Fish Against the Gods

Leng Ling, the first star in the beginning of heaven and earth. There were so many great people back then, there are so many salty fish now, and the salty fish is almost extinct. Because humans have electric lights, they no longer look up at the stars. Because the heaven intercepted her faith, she became "the number one person against God". Because... Well, she admitted that when she refused to kneel down in the Lingxiao Palace, she was so handsome, but the price was three thousand years of wandering, and her starlight was so dim that even the Night Traveling God didn't bother to chase her. "Low priority." Leng Ling looked at the wanted poster and laughed. These four words made her feel colder than any chase. In order not to be completely disappointed, she decided to go to the folk to gain some faith - to help the dying mountain god fulfill his last wish and make a flower bloom in exchange for it. Then she met a face paralyzed from the underworld. A man with facial paralysis, wearing a black robe and a bronze mirror hanging on his waist. His walking distance is like a ruler. When we first met, he said, "You can't take that up the mountain." "Who are you?" "It's about yin and yang." "Have you always been so annoying?" "No, I'm in a bad mood today." "Why?" "The Lethe River has swollen and my shoes are wet." … The shoes of the underworld steward are custom-made, and it will take three hundred years to get a new pair. Leng Ling was silent for three seconds and decided that he was a noodle stall. He said, "I enforce the rules." In action, he helped her pull out nails, blocked the backlash for her, and used bronze mirrors to reflect sunlight to warm the soil for her. Ask him why. He said: "Bronze mirrors are inherently reflective, and you didn't even ask." Okay, you have facial paralysis, you are right. He added: "See you next time, if you are still alive." Leng Ling: ... Can you replace "see you next time" with "see you tomorrow"? Curse me? [Articles received in advance, everyone is welcome to collect them] On the day Shen Youning was taken to the general's residence, the whole government was cheering for the young general's victory. No one cared about this orphan girl whose adoptive mother had just died. She knelt in the front hall and heard the sound of his armored footsteps stopping at the door. She thought she was going to be looked down upon, but instead she saw General Xiao, who was decisive and decisive in killing, with a stiff face and stuffed a piece of warm osmanthus cake into her palm. Later, everyone in the government said that the general was good at everything except his style. But when she coughed in the middle of the night, he searched the warehouse for loquat ointment; when she glanced at another young master, he was not even interested in playing the polo match. He went to the border, and what was rushed eight hundred miles away was not a military report, but a box of red beans threaded into bracelets. Shen Youning clutched the bunch of red beans and remembered what he said, "The border is very windy and sandy, and there is nothing good about it. Only lovesickness is the most annoying thing." Intention: Persevere and work hard to move forward