Save not happy.
Super hilarious Glyph of Shark, you can get a laugh out of half an hour of reading.
Copywriting one:
At the moment before the car accident, Lu Yanzhao was inexplicably hit by a "best cannon fodder stepping stone system".
The system was ecstatic: "Come on! Young man! Join me as the strongest stepping stone to help people reach the sky as soon as possible through the extraordinary training!"
Lu Yanzhao, an old man on the subway, looked at his phone——
#? ? ? Don't I have a good system? #
The human teenagers were listless and lacked interest, and the social animals in the system cried out and vowed——
"As long as you help our son of destiny successfully ascend, I will protect you from the disaster you are about to suffer this time."
#Huh? ? If you tell me this, I won't feel sleepy anymore! #
As a result, the two, who each had their own agenda, hit it off, and Lu Yanzhao finally knew that his main task was to become the substitute for the dead Bai Yueguang, the son of fate;
And by committing suicide again and again, the son of destiny was completely disappointed with love in the world and cut off the roots of love.
Lu Yanzhao felt that he had no problem and promised to complete the task——
#After all, what the son of luck has lost is only his love, and what I am about to lose may be my life! #
Lowering his integrity and giving up his bottom line, Lu Yanzhao made all preparations.
As a result, when he opened his eyes, the system sent him too early, and he traveled to a thousand years ago...
#Unexpectedly, I really didn't expect this#.
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Copywriting two:
The system energy has not been restored and the blue bar for the second crossing is insufficient.
Forced to have no choice, Lu Yanzhaozhou had no choice but to pack up the golden fingers stolen from the old cheating system and hurried to a certain fairy gate...
Just to survive the next thousand years by cultivating, and then become the right substitute at the right time...
The system modification has not yet been completed, and the fellow disciples are secretly in love.
One day, the old cheating system looked at the cheap host's new crush, and after realizing it, he said in horror: "My dear! You, my senior brother, seem to be our lucky child!!!"
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Copywriting three:
Lu Yanzhao's mentality was completely shattered.
There was a lot of drama, and the two people in the host system hugged each other and cried, thinking about how to wipe their butts all night long.
Waste System burst into tears and hugged his lap, "Dad, wait for me! I'll ask my superiors for support right now!"
As a result, Lu Yanzhao finally succeeded in escaping from the war with the assistance of the system headquarters.
He finally got his wish and traveled to a thousand years later.
And became...
His own stand-in.
#Shock! Bai Yueguang is actually me! #
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Attacking perspective:
After the battle a thousand years ago, Wen Zhi lost his beloved.
No one remembers that person's name, and no one remembers that person's appearance.
Even the past experiences with him were only dim shadows.
He seems...
It has been completely wiped out by this injustice.
As a result, its existence has become taboo, a secret that cannot be mentioned.
But perhaps God was merciful, but Wen Zhi was still able to look at him again despite being trapped in a nightmare for thousands of years.
In the heartbreaking dream, the shadow with an unclear face looked back at him deeply. He seemed to shout something, and then jumped into the abyss.
Wen Zhi had been chasing that shadow for nearly a thousand years. It wasn't until he finally broke through all the obstacles that he heard clearly the boy's last cry in his nightmare——
"Idiot! Let's go! I think this is going to get messed up soon!!!"
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#? So what have I been waiting for these past thousand years? #
Purpose: Face life head-on, there is no use in escaping
