Hu Zheng is a vixen. He has been practicing compulsorily in the fox clan for hundreds of years. He still failed in one subject - training down the mountain to charm humans and win their sincerity.
Seducing people is a piece of cake for ordinary vixens, but Hu Zheng is a hidden fox! Still male!
On the day he came down the mountain, the elder patted him on the shoulder and said sincerely: "Zheng'er, if you are caught, don't say that you are a vixen. The reputation our Fox clan has accumulated since Shang Zhou cannot be ruined on your square face!"
Looking at his rectangular shadow, Hu Zheng felt that he still had a long way to go.
After entering the city, he began to think of ways to contact girls——
On the first day, he was dumped by his online dating partner.
The next day, he was banned from the nightclub as a male model.
On the third day, he went on a blind date and was deceived by a matchmaking agency.
On the fourth day, he was on the arrest list of the Demon Management Bureau.
He could only avoid being chased and intercepted by the demon-catching team while insisting on seducing people everywhere.
But even hooking N people will lead to death.
He learned from the painful experience and resolutely walked into a plastic surgery hospital. He wanted to have a sharp chin and double eyelids. Not only could he become more beautiful, but he could also change his face to avoid arrest.
When I woke up from anesthesia, my face did not become beautiful, but there was a handsome face standing in front of me - that of Team Leader Hua of the Demon Management Bureau.
Hua Boye: "This demon clan black clinic is operating without a license. Are you a victim or an accomplice?"
Hu Zheng: "..."
"Don't say anything?" Hua Boye waved his hand, "That counts as physical evidence. Take it away!"
In the car, Hua Boye pinched Hu Zheng's square chin: "What kind of plastic surgery are you doing? He looks quite cute."
Hu Zheng: "?"
When he arrived at the Demon Management Bureau, he did not pick up the skin to obtain elixirs as he imagined, nor did he return to his original form. What he faced Hu Zheng was a "Registration Form of Urban Non-Human Residents" and a set of real test questions.
"Fill out the form, study, and I will issue you a certificate after you pass the exam." Hua Boye handed over his gold pen, "Can you read?"
Hu Zheng flipped through the pages, and the first question made him very difficult:
After revealing your true form in front of humans, what is the right thing to do?
A. Kill the opponent and bury him
B. Stun the opponent, then kill him and bury him.
C. Erasing the other party's memory and pretending that nothing happened
D. Use magic to make the other person fall in love with you and have a sweet love.
As soon as Hu Zheng ticked the D, Hua Boye made a huge cross: "Wrong! You don't have a shemale love license, so you can't fall in love with a human being."
Hu Zheng's mentality collapsed. He came down the mountain to seduce people, but he couldn't because he didn't have a certificate.
In order to prove that he could legally seduce people, Hu Zheng studied hard every day. However, due to his excellent grades and upright image, he was unexpectedly selected into the Demon Management Bureau and was assigned to the establishment!
He originally planned to refuse - he came down the mountain to seduce people, not to be a civil servant.
But the leader of the Demon Management Bureau retained him with one sentence: "If you perform well, the Demon Management Bureau will help you introduce a partner and solve the demon problem."
Hu Zhengfang's face was serious: "Then I apply to have a relationship with Comrade Hua Boye!"
Hua Boye: "?"
Dead fox! I use you as a target of help, but you actually covet my people? !
Hu Zheng, who was severely rejected by Hua Boye, still stayed in the Demon Management Bureau. It was not that he still had illusions about Hua Boye, but someone told him that it would be easier to find a partner as a civil servant.
Hu Zheng became a field agent of the Demon Management Bureau, and his daily job was to catch demons everywhere and seduce people.
Taking advantage of his job, he hooked up with three clients——
1. Cold and ascetic zoologist
2. Crazy criticism of beautiful artists
3. The rich second generation who is damp and sickly
His methods of seducing people were still poor, and his appearance was still unsatisfactory, but those three people, as if they had been decapitated, actually launched a passionate pursuit of him at the same time.
Hu Zheng was overjoyed and prepared to fall in love with anyone at random, fearing that the night would be long and he would have many dreams.
But his application for love was rejected by Hua Boye: "If you want to talk, you can only talk to me!"
Hu Zheng: "???"
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Purpose: Never forget your original intention