[Drama queen Green Tea is brutally assaulted by her beauty × her mouth is too good for her body, and she gets fucked twice]
Song Lingming has been in the book for eight years. He has no system, no cheats, and no clue about the main plot. What's even more embarrassing is that he can't even find the awesome male protagonist in the original work. He can survive today only because of his brute force and the illogical copywriting.
The copywriting said that Li Lan, the protagonist who destroys the world and destroys the world, will go on a killing spree at X time and X place.
Song Lingming could tell by looking at his toes that the protagonist was not a good person. In order to live a long life, Song Lingming decided to find the protagonist before he turned black.
The protagonist was not found, but he found himself a full-service nanny who had all the basic necessities of life, including food, clothing, housing, and transportation. It was a must-have for home travel.
Song Lingming was tired of looking for someone, and Li Qingyin was pinching his legs and back and feeding him snacks: "Thank you for your hard work, Senior Brother~"
Song Lingming was looking for someone to make him sleepy, so Li Qingyin warmly covered him with a fan and said, "Good night, Senior Brother~"
Song Lingming broke through the iron shoes and finally found the protagonist Li Lan. Li Qingyin was the first to clap in celebration: "Big brother is awesome~"
When Song Lingming could finally sit back and relax, the protagonist Li Lan suddenly rushed to the street! He threw himself in front of Song Lingming. Song Lingming cried bitterly, beat his chest, stamped his feet and looked up to the sky and screamed. No, how could he die if he was such a good protagonist? !
The real protagonist wiped the blood on his hands and passed by Song Lingming with a sad look on his face: "My condolences, Senior Brother~"
It wasn't until Li Qingyin deceived Song Lingming back to his hometown of the Demon Clan that Song Lingming realized belatedly: Wait - who do you think you are? !
Idea: The algebra is wrong but the result is correct
