Your Majesty, Can We Really Govern the Country by Pretending to Be Crazy and Acting Stupid Like This?
陛下我们这样装疯卖傻真的能治国吗
by Cong Wan (丛畹)
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The eldest daughter, Ning Yuzhen, has lived for twenty years without loving her father or mother. She cannot compete with her illegitimate brothers and sisters in the fight for family property. She can't do anything. She can barely survive the struggle of the wealthy family. Thank God. At the age of twenty, she discovered her strengths. She is good at chasing stars. From guiding public opinion to organizing fans, to investing money to promote sales, inviting people's hearts and eliminating dissidents, it's as natural as drinking water. Unfortunately, the group she was chasing also included the person she hated the most - Wei Min. One day, the unlucky Ning Yuzhen traveled through time. Unfortunately, I still traveled through time with Wei Min. Not to mention dressing up as the emperor and empress together with their mortal enemies, they are also a pair of mentally ill and comatose kings and demon queens. You ran naked on the rooftop and I went swimming naked in the imperial garden. There are actually two poop-flavored chocolates and chocolate-flavored poops with similar conditions in the world! Ning Yuzhen couldn't laugh anymore. Faced with a world where the slightest hint of exposure could lead to exorcism, forced abdication, and immersion in a pig cage, she pinched her nose and protected each other from danger. —— The two of them didn't know whether they were putting on masks or taking off masks. They were getting better and better at pretending to be crazy and acting stupid. One day, a certain minister was filled with righteous indignation and wrote a memorial, blaming the emperor for being fatuous and causing the Demon Queen to take over power. Ning Yuzhen copied the memorial and walked to the courtier's house at night. He picked up the sleeping courtier from the bed, punched him twice, and walked away. The next day, the minister wrote again, claiming that the queen had beaten Yan Guan! Wei Min copied the memorial and walked to the courtier's house at night. He picked up the sleeping courtier from the bed, punched him twice, and walked away. On the third day, the minister retired and returned to his hometown. Ning Yuzhen and Wei Min both breathed a sigh of relief. I've been staying up late for two days, and I really can't stand it on the third day! —— When they first traveled through time, the two historical idiots were very confused. I thought that governing the country was difficult, but it was okay, okay, but when I actually put it into practice, I actually felt a little bit familiar. If the national treasury is empty, then issue a reward list and let the aristocratic families contribute money to invest! If there is a lack of talent, then the draft will be used to allow children from poor families to debut and serve as officials in the government! Suppress, win over, refine... Huh? You ask, why does this routine seem familiar? Hey-hey. Former big fan Ning Yuzhen and former idol Wei Min are gearing up for a big fight. —— Ning Yuzhen gradually felt that Wei Min was not so annoying anymore. Maybe he was never annoying enough to make her hate him. But she still really hated this man for ten years. We were once too naive and too ruthless, easily causing irreparable harm to each other. It's also because I cared about it that I feel so brooding about it. It's a pity that she didn't understand it at the time. People must have something to hate, otherwise how can they forgive themselves for being useless? Ning Yuzhen said to himself during these ten years. Okay, I give you permission to hate me. Wei Min said. But don't hate me, because I seem to like you a little bit. —— A peacock with a soft mouth and a soft heart × a righteous person × a piece of wood pure magic pill Wei Min×Ning Yuzhen Rivals double penetration, 1V1 double penetration It's a fictional work, it's just a random fabrication. The character's concept does not represent the author's concept. It's just for fun, don't go into it too deeply. Copywriting finalized 2026.5.28 Purpose: Treat people sincerely