The Surgeon of Death's Guide to Cat Ownership

Bepo has always felt that his captain's attitude towards creatures like cats is strange. Every time he saw a cat, he would tut and look disgusted. Cats are not allowed on board. But if a cat acts coquettishly at him and asks for food, he will take out something and feed it. The way he touches cats is also extremely skillful. If a cat climbs on him, he won't care. He also acts as a temporary veterinarian when he sees an injured cat. Pekin: "The captain must be a hidden cat person." Xia Qi: "That's it! Then let's find a cat for the captain next time!" On the captain's birthday, everyone specially found a cat as a gift for him. However, he only touched it a few times and put it back. Bebo breathed a sigh of relief, retaining the protagonist's status as the only furry on the ship. Pei Jin and Xia Qi were puzzled and insisted that their judgment was correct. Pei Jin: "Captain, stop quibbling! I obviously like it very much!" Xia Qi: "Yes, I kept touching it for so long if I didn't like it." Bebo: "Yes... That's not right!" "Why raise something like that?" Their captain said, "They are stupid and don't recognize people. They only eat and sleep." "You have to sleep during the day, it's so noisy at night." "No matter how long you raise it, it won't be mature enough. It will scratch people when it's unhappy." "Even if I have a nest, I won't stay still. I will run out anytime and anywhere. It's even worse when I'm sick, and I won't take medicine... What do you look like?" The crew members pointed and pointed: "I've obviously had cats before! And they said they didn't like them!" The captain shut up. Everyone is curious about the captain's cat. They all asked him why he stopped raising cats and where did his previous cats go? The captain scolded them for being too idle and cleaning the cabin when they had nothing to do. Everyone had no choice but to stop mentioning it silently. One day they encountered a group of provocative pirates and defeated them with some effort. Just as they were about to have a banquet, a group of marines suddenly chased them. Although it is a bit troublesome, what about the navy? Their captain hates the navy the most! Sure enough, the captain drew his knife and struck at the navy, about to split their ship in two. "Hey, the pirates over there are coming." "Just avoid it." "See if you can hide away! Where's the idiot captain? Tell her to come out!" Bang! The cabin door opened, "You guys are so noisy." The girl who was called the captain climbed onto the deck and stretched, with a wagging tail behind her: "It's nap time now." "Are there so few people in the navy?" Bebo muttered. When he turned around, he saw that his captain had put the knife back. ".... Smelly cat." He said through gritted teeth. "... I order you to turn around immediately." The girl was sweating profusely and went to grab the rudder: "Turn around now! Leave this sea area as quickly as possible!" "Hey! Wait a minute, don't grab it!" "Turn around quickly!!" "What are you two doing in front of pirates! Stop playing!" "Who stepped on my foot!" There was chaos on board the Navy ship. Peijin scratched his head: "Are they fighting among themselves?" Xia Qi cheered: "Captain, let's take them down now!" Luo didn't make a sound, just sighed. .... It really hasn't changed at all. ———————————————————— The first day Luo arrived at Don Quixote's family, Got smashed into the ground by a cat. The day after Luo arrived at Don Quixote's family, The hat was stolen by the cat. On the third day when Luo arrived at the Don Quixote family, The ink was spilled by the cat. The fourth day of Luo's arrival in the Don Quixote family... "Don't you have anything to do of your own?" He picked up the cat by the scruff of the neck and tried to throw it out. Cats really have no business of their own. Cats are too lazy to carry their weight. On the nth day when Luo arrived at the Don Quixote family, he was buried under a collapsed building during his first mission. A bright light came through the dark ruins, and the cat found him under the ruins. "You're crying." The cat licked his tears, "It's so salty." The cat reprimanded him. The cat shouted above him for so long and he didn't reply. Is he deaf? "Who can hear me?" He yelled back. He lost consciousness due to excessive blood loss. The cat brought him out. Maybe cats are not annoying creatures. The strange man insisted on taking him for treatment, and the cat took him away with him. Cats are indeed annoying! He didn't like going to the doctor or having his illness mentioned repeatedly. He would cry at night when he thought of his parents and sister. "You're crying again," said the Cat. "You're a real cryer." Do cats have magical radar that can always detect when others are vulnerable? The cat shook his head and said that the cat just smelled sadness. Although annoying, having a cat in your life is not a bad thing. After all, no matter what it is, you will get used to it over time. But cats are cats. Even if you become a human being, you still won't understand humans. Cats can leave when they want and stay when they want. This is the cruel nature of cats. The cat left. Where can I find a cat in the vast sea? ———————————————— This is the second version of the copy. The heroine is the one who ate the cat fruit. I have lived as a cat since I was a child, so my brain circuit is a bit strange. The male protagonist has appeared. The author likes the child form very much, so there will be many chapters in childhood, and formal love after adulthood. The original intention is to write about light and funny daily life, so there is no heavy content and there will be no knives, so everyone can watch it with confidence. The full text is free and updated from time to time. Just read it as a roadside magazine! Purpose: Cherish every encounter