The duplicitous, gloomy and misanthropic beauty attacks × the strong fried domineering straight handsome guy suffers
At the end of the year, two first loves, Gong is the love brain, Shou is the disciple, Shou is the straight man Long Aotian, Gong is more cannon fodder and Shura field, Shou will be wavering before he likes Gong.
Subject to full-text combat power ceiling, but subject to pregnancy period restrictions
Literature about running with a ball, pregnancy first, love later, a bit of puppy blood, and amnesia jokes
When Long Yucang woke up, he found that he had lost all his magic power and had no memory. He only remembered his name.
There were many people sitting in front of his bed
Some of these people claim to be his senior fellow apprentices, some claim to be his nephews and masters, some claim to be close friends he made when he came down from the mountain, some claim to be his apprentices, and there is even an apprentice's apprentice!
And an old doctor who took his pulse
Medical repair: "Happy pulse."
Long Yucang: "? Old man, are you right? I am a man!"
The doctor turned around and said, "Two."
Long Yucang: "???"
The medical practitioner touched his beard and said, "Let your Taoist companion take good care of you. These two brats are very noisy."
Long Yucang: "."
The doctor turned around and left, leaving a room full of people looking at each other.
Long Yucang paused and asked: "What, my memory is not very good, where is the child?"
Everyone paused: "You are not a womanizer."
Long Yucang was a little cracked, and asked hesitantly: "Then, who is the father of these two in the belly?"
Hearing this, the people in the room suddenly had subtle expressions on their faces, their eyes falling faintly on his stomach.
Long Yucang: "..."
We can't have these two children
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Long Yucang doesn't want to have children, but everyone advises him
The senior brother said: "I don't remember what happened that night. I only know that I drank some wine with you... I will be responsible for you."
The junior brother said: "Second senior brother, no matter whose child it is, if you are willing, I will recognize it!"
Nephew: "Uncle, please take good care of yourself. Nephew, I will go look for treasures from heaven and earth. I will save my uncle from the pain of giving birth!"
Master: "It was my teacher who was confused for a moment, which led to a big mistake that made you suffer like this. Anyway, this is destiny. I will marry you and become your partner someday, okay?"
Disciple: "Master, since you are pregnant, I have to express all my feelings towards Master! Master, don't worry, I will never leave you from now on, and I won't let you suffer any injustice again!"
Long Yucang was so angry that his nose twisted, and told them all to get lost. He turned around and saw his disciple looking at him expressionlessly, "You want me to keep this child too?!"
Hearing this, disciple Sun said sadly: "Master, we can't keep these two children."
Intention: Stand upright and be a down-to-earth person