Little white version
Feng shui master Zhu XX brought back Sima X, who had been sleeping for thousands of years, from the ancient tomb, and then the two worked together to bring back more treasures from various ancient tombs.
Zhu XX "It is difficult to make a living. I am forced by life."
Sima X "I don't want to be called a freeloader."
Deser version
Sleeping for thousands of years just to renew the relationship.
Literary Edition
See for yourself, the copywriter is incompetent.
Fungus's text: The spring of a cannon fodder girl on a blind date.
Bai'er's article: Paint the ground as a prison.