I Work as a Food Manager in the World of Cultivating Immortals
我在修仙界当美食主理人
by Red Red Bean (红大红豆)
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Paired with BGM: "Laughing in the Rivers and Lakes" and "Swords Like a Dream" Eat together Unorthodox text: In my previous life, when I opened food stalls all over the place, I envied the people who opened them the most. A plate of tofu mixed with spring onions, just because the name of the store is Pindou Zhai, it suddenly became: [clear and white, first snow covering green pines] The price is also very beautiful: 250 yuan (including 10% service fee). So Lu Xuan summarized the two major elements of becoming a host: the attitude of the host must be condescending and otherworldly, and the names of the dishes must be mysterious and exaggerated. So in this life, Lu Ping also opened a restaurant: Yiyuan Pavilion Tomato scrambled eggs? ——The name is too vulgar Provence Ruby Red Fruit Lightly Roasted Phoenix Newborn Egg? ——Style but no artistic conception Red Cloud Sunset Plate——Style and artistic conception But as the manager, how can I serve the food myself? How could this fit in with the extraordinary temperament of her manager? So—— She rescued a one-armed man to work as a loader; picked up a fool to be a waiter; brought in a banshee to be a blacksmith; and brought in a demon to be a buyer. And she would just be responsible for the high-mindedness and abacus. How can anyone who owns a restaurant not encounter some diners who act like fools? This gave Lu Pian Powei, who only cares about money, a headache: "I don't understand this either, so just go talk to my incompetent men~" One diner thought the tofu was irritating to her teeth and demanded a refund, otherwise her Yiyuan Pavilion would be smashed. Lu Xun was plating the skewers, with a compassionate smile, and sent a message to the one-armed chef "Cook, cook, if the diners have bad teeth, remember to stew the tofu until it becomes softer." It's just that the chef didn't seem to hear clearly. Before the diners had time to lift the table, a kitchen knife was thrust straight into the table, and the diners were knocked out of the door by a man who was cutting meat from the back kitchen. Everyone learned that the one-armed one-armed sword was actually the number one sword in the Immortal Sect in the past. Of course, there are also casual cultivators who get horny after just a few bowls of yellow soup, scold the waiter for being stupid, and want to tease the shopkeeper after looking at her beauty. "Waiter, waiter, the diner is drunk. Go get a bowl of hangover soup." Maybe the waiter got it wrong. Seeing that the diner's hand was about to touch the shopkeeper, in just a moment, the casual cultivator's limbs were twisted and he was knocked out of the door by the formation. The waiter who looked dumbfounded turned out to be a genius in the third cultivation of Talisman Formation. But these powerful employees all have a weakness - the shopkeeper who is happy all day and only knows the abacus. So some smart people, adhering to the principle of catching the thief first, kidnapped the shopkeeper and forced her to hand over the secret recipe, but the next second the thief's head rolled away. I saw the shopkeeper Lu Xuan still smiling and gently wiping the blood on the kitchen knife with his hand: "Guess, who taught them their exercises?" ————————————————————————————————————————— Text text: In her previous life, Lu Wen envied those cooks who claimed to be in charge the most. They cooked similar things to her, had a bad attitude, and the portions were small, but they made much more than her, a food stall owner. So Lu Xuan summarized the three major elements of becoming a host: the attitude must be condescending, the names of the dishes must be mysterious, and the person must be able to tell stories. Before she could practice it, she died and came to the world of immortality. She inherited a restaurant with a sign full of spider webs. She looked at the immortals who threw their spiritual stones into the water and played with them, with a satisfied smile on her lips. Of course, the most important thing to become a manager is to need customers with the same identity (stupid), high (money), and expensive (many). [Do you think this is a high-quality customer? So—— A new two-story restaurant has opened in Xiaozhizhou, surrounded by mountains. The signboard is made of fairy stones. The name is Yiyuan Pavilion. It only serves half a day during the day. One meal costs thousands of spirit stones. You need to get a token to make a reservation. The diners can't choose the dishes. It all depends on the mood of the shopkeeper. In a restaurant with so many rules, the three immortals, demons and demons are trying to grab the token. The spiritual energy of Donghua Continent has dried up and the people are in dire straits. The casual cultivators have fallen, the monster race has declined, the demon race has withered, and no one in the human race has become an immortal in a hundred years. So—— There is a new restaurant opened in Xiaozhizhou near the water. It has a very strange name. It is called "Yiyuan Love Canteen". It is open to both humans, demons and immortals. It only opens at sunset and only for two hours. The dishes are served in square plates, including magic feather grass that is friendly to demons, Tianyuan fruit that is very tonic to demons, diamond vine that has miraculous effects on immortals, and soul-boosting flowers that are nourishing to humans. One spiritual stone is all you can eat. There are only five people in such a big restaurant. The shopkeeper is a bright and majestic woman who always has a slight smile on her lips. The cook is a silent one-armed man who likes to follow the shopkeeper everywhere after cooking. Every diner came out of Yiyuan Pavilion with a look of dismay, and he remained silent when asked by others. What is the capability of this Yuan Pavilion? Pre-tour guide: 1. The female protagonist is stronger than the male protagonist. Those who mind will mistakenly enter. 2. The male protagonist is really damaged and cannot be recovered. Mission: All living beings are equal, regardless of class