Gold Medal Special Assistant, Specializing in Treating the Protagonist's Dissatisfaction

Gao Jin has been a fire-fighting trader for half his life, specializing in making up for the mistakes made by his leaders. On the day the retirement agreement was signed, he died suddenly at his workstation. When he opened his eyes again, he was kneeling under the sword of a fierce general, and a strange voice sounded in his ears: [Party B's system has been bound. KPI in this issue: Within three months, help your general marry the queen of the dynasty back home. [Opponent: Emperor, ability rating: Eternal Hero (Liu Che level)] Gao Jin:? Gao Jin: Forget about rebelling and seizing your wife, whose country do you want to seek? Whose wife will you take away? System: [Believe in your expertise. After completing this order, I will let you retire. Hehe, you can't believe this nonsense even if you think about it with your buttocks. A top-notch worker who just wants to retire is forced to wipe the butt of a group of "lucky kids" who only get into trouble and never end things. In his hands, all the messes of rebellion, wife-seizing, and country-level destruction were turned into honorable deeds that obeyed fate. Finally finished the first order. The second order: The good-for-nothing playboy is tied to a [Prodigal System]. The harder he loses, the more rewards he gets. This should be the most enjoyable life in the world. But he had a "reverse talent", and the more he wanted to lose money, the richer he became. The system task was stuck. He sat on the golden mountain and cried. KPI: Help him destroy all this wealth! The third order: The hot-blooded leader's personal space can store a city's supplies. He uses it as a candy and raises a gang of gangsters. Everyone wants to capture him alive, cut him open, and dig out that space. KPI: Let this apocalyptic version of "Tang Monk" live. ... One order is worse than the other, one order is impossible, one order is more dangerous than the other. Others traveled through time as the Son of Destiny, while he traveled through time as the Son of Destiny. Alas, the strongest oxen and horses work hard. You are responsible for causing trouble, and I am responsible for cleaning up the aftermath. As for when this broken system will let me get off work... [Retirement progress query...404 Not Found. Believe it or not, I flipped the table over on the spot! The male protagonist has no cp Complaint system wise combat strategist Purpose: True professionalism is to break down impossible problems into solvable steps