Xu An has always been absent-minded recently, and making short videos is like a sewer rat spirit.
Xu An felt like she was a lifetime ago since she was a student. In her previous life, she might have set fire to the landlord's granary, shaved her bald head to become the Mediterranean Sea, or taken away the remaining toilet paper when people were squatting in a pit. She was a sinner who committed all kinds of evil. Otherwise, how could her previous life be so terrible? I don't want to give it even half a star.
No wonder there are so few stars in the sky right now. Maybe it's because the earth's credibility points have been deducted.
This girl has loved watching other people fall in love since she was a child. She lowers her head to read and looks up at people. She studies during the day and practices before going to bed. Oh, don't get me wrong. How to practice the Fa? That's a slap in the face. The fantasy of random guests is whimsical.
She is not a fool. In China, we don't say that premature love is against the law. We say that those who eat melons are not guilty.
At the beginning of the blink of an eye, Xu An has been so angry that she has been trying to communicate with the earth's officials every day, trying to negotiate whether her off-site controller can act as a vvVIP, or whether she can become a handsome and handsome boss from the sky. She is very generous and willing to accept the setting of her amnesia for the past twenty years.
Campus love is so exciting, just thinking about it makes people happy, oh no, a hundred flowers are blooming.
It's a pity, it's a pity. Today, Xu An has seen the dangers of society. The brave ones are starved to death and the timid ones are starved to death.
Looking at the plum blossoms to quench his thirst, Xu An wanted to jump up and down, curse, and hysterically questioned the publisher who had held the copyright of this phrase hostage.
Who's hungry and doesn't want a Snickers bar? ! ! The sisters who lost weight nodded and applauded and burst into tears. As we all know, the biggest taboo during weight loss, and the top one is the major short video platforms late at night.
Baby ~ read provocation with me, not flirtation.
"Shall we let Xu An read it, kids?"
"Okay~~"
Xu An clenched his fist. His arm had caterpillar bread bones and bones, and no one had any parents.
She turned her back to the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, and beautifully questioned the Earth Administrator. It was too early in her student days! ! ? Why don't you start with diapers.
Taking a deep breath, I decided to accept this seemingly beautiful reality and grit my teeth.
"Bah." There was a clear voice. Before the shock, the hot water from the barbecue next door came, "Old Shu, Xu An is going to die!"
That's tooth loss...
The friction between flesh and flesh took away the blood from the corner of the mouth, and the symphony of boiling water filled the ears. Xu An silently thought about being a cow, a horse, and not a kindergarten teacher.
She tried to accept the fact that she couldn't grit her teeth and swallow it.
Because it will fall off without her biting her...
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Grab some fun snacks and the Tsukuba stand-up comedy will begin soon.
Xu An watched the child throw his front teeth into the sewer, his eyes dull and innocent: Are you the one typing the keyboard in a Bangladeshi polymorph?
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Xu An: You can talk about dreams, but there are a lot of dreams.
Purpose: live a good life