Here's a piece of news: Since the meteorite rain, huge cracks have suddenly appeared all over the world. Some experts say that there are unknown energy fluctuations coming from the cracks, and people in strange clothes always appear around the cracks. They not only dance with guns and sticks, but also keep chanting: "Monsters, where are you running?" Experts believe that this may be a new way of decompressing modern people who are over-stressed... I will report it in detail later.
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Qiu Yun, a popular ancient niche with over a thousand fans, knew some martial arts. Unexpectedly, one day he was hit by a plastic sword, which made him quickly enter the ruthless path, killing demons and demons with the immortal cultivators, and guarding his country.
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Qiu Yun: Not to mention this old-fashioned ruthlessness, what do you expect me to chop with a handful of plastic?
Jian: Because you have talent... You have advantages in appearance and martial arts skills, but you haven't found a partner yet.
Qiu Yun: Go aside! ... What kind of ruthless path should I cultivate? It will delay me in finding a partner. If I want to cultivate, I should cultivate this... Wuli Dao!
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Jian: Is there such a way?
Fellow Taoists: Is there such a way?
Monsters: Is there such a way?
Yi Zhiyue: Is there such a way?
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Qiu Yun: Hey, he's not that person. Why do you call him [Yizhiyue]? Do you have the same style of painting as us?
Yi Zhiyue: I'm sorry, because I am - the attacker of this modern story of cultivating immortality.
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1. Nonsensical comedy about immortality, focusing on comedy. Yi Zhiyue x Qiu Yun
2. Gong may have a hobby of dressing up in women's clothing, forgive me... Gong and Shou are equally handsome/or weird (eh? Is he weird?)
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