[The female protagonist who thinks she is very normal x the male protagonist who is a source of indescribable pollution]
Qiao Xi: Mom, why are there snakes on your head?
Mom: Baby, are you seeing it wrong? (Get closer) This is Mom's newly permed hair.
Qiao Xi: Brother, why do you have a snail shell on your back?
The younger brother took off the snail shell and handed it out: Sister, this is the schoolbag!
Qiao Xi: Dad, why don't you have eyes on your face?
Dad touched his head: Daughter, it's time for you to sleep.
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Strange people began to appear frequently around Qiao Xi.
They were always discussing system tasks they didn't understand, shouting things like "Kill the protagonist and we can go home," and rushing towards her with weapons.
Qiao Xi tilted his head in confusion: Who is the protagonist? Am I going to die if I'm ordinary?
Every attack was blocked in time by the people around him.
The best friend moved her bristly jointed limbs to protect her under her belly.
Mother's vertical pupils stared at them closely, and her hair twisted tightly around them.
The mouth on the back of Dad's head opened into a grin, and the back of his brother turned into a never-ending whirlpool.
The familiar world seems strange and absurd.
But it doesn't matter, isn't this her daily life.
Finally, she lowered the most terrifying head and put her lips to it.
[When the rules and perceptions are reversed, it is abnormal, uncontrollable, and a monster.
It doesn't matter if you are a monster, I am too.
This copywriting screenshot was recorded at 13:30 on June 1, 2026
Intention: Look at the world with a positive and optimistic attitude.
