When Lin Yu woke up, he found that he had traveled from the museum to the real Paleolithic Age.
The beginning was hell mode: barely clothed, unable to speak the language, and squatting in front of a saber-toothed tiger dripping with laughter.
At the critical moment, he was rescued by a savage whose body was covered in red mud and whose muscles were knotted.
Looking at the other party's perfect figure that was comparable to a Greek sculpture, Lin Yu, a senior facial makeup artist, decided on the spot: He was sure to hold on to this thigh!
In order to survive in the primitive society where hair and blood are the norm, Lin Yu was forced to go into business and start a career as a "magic stick".
No fire? He drilled wood to make fire, claiming to summon light;
No food? He cooked pottery and cooked meat, claiming that it was a gift from God;
Tribal war? He took out chili powder and traps, made the enemy soldiers cry for father and mother, and proclaimed himself a god.
Originally I just wanted to survive, but I accidentally made a big mistake.
The savage brother who was fooled by him and was stunned for a moment - Cang Lie, the original god of war of the tribe, actually believed in his evil deeds.
Not only did he favor him to heaven, but he also led the entire clan to worship him.
Later——
The Blackwater tribe's army pressed on, mocking them as cowards who could only hide in caves.
Lin Yu stood on a high earth wall, holding a simple loudspeaker in his hand. Behind him was a neat phalanx of spears and a steaming hot pot.
He smiled slightly: "Sorry, we have entered the civilized era."
Cang Lie stood beside him, his eyes blazing: "You are my envoy and my partner. Let's conquer this continent together and give you a betrothal gift."
Mission: Knowledge changes destiny
