The arrogant uncle who relies on favors is attacked by a duplicitous official
Fang found out that You, nicknamed Fang Fugui, was an adopted calico male cat.
But he is no ordinary kitten, but a magical kitten who can transform into a human when he becomes an adult.
One day, his master Fang Mujin mistakenly thought that he was in the stage of adult transformation for the stage of estrus, so the worried old father started to give him a blind date.
Those who are not in estrus know that it is naturally impossible for them to fall in love with a female cat and give birth to cubs, and they show no interest at all.
Fang Mujin: Ang, I understand, since you are an asexual kitten, then just neuter it, it will be good for your health.
Fang Zhiyou: Huh? Me?
Fang Zhiyou realized for the first time the disadvantages of the language barrier. Seeing Fang Mujin determined to unload his balls, just when the chicken was about to fly and the eggs were about to be beaten, the kitten, whose shape was completely transformed, kept doing nothing and changed directly in front of Fang Mujin.
Night, bed, arms.
When she opened her eyes the next day, Fang Mujin saw the naked and beautiful young man in her arms: "..."
Fang Mujin: "Who are you?"
Fang Zhiyou said: "Your cat."
Fang Mujin: "You fart, my cat weighs 9 pounds and is as heavy as a truck. How can it be so thin?"
Fang Zhiyou: "..."
When Uncle Mi heard the news, he was furious and slapped the officer in the face. It was still a familiar move and a familiar smell.
Fang Mujin once transformed from a hidden cat in a golden house to a hidden person in a golden house. He was still a beautiful little boy. He broke the rumors that he was frigid in one fell swoop and won the new honorific title of a beast in clothes in the eyes of his friends, who either hesitated to speak or expressed ambiguity.
Fang Mujin: "..."
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Fang Mujin couldn't accept that her cat turned into a human, so she ran away from home in anger.
Young Master Fang looked for the cat everywhere and bowed his head for the first time in his life: "I was wrong. I just can't digest it for the moment. It's not like I don't want to keep it anymore."
Uncle Mi graciously accepted the overtures and was taken home in a sedan chair with eight carriages carrying gongs and drums. Originally he was just Prince Mi at home, but now he has been directly enthroned as emperor.
Uncle Mi said: "I want this, this, this, this..."
Twoleg Footman: "Buy, buy them all."
Uncle Mi said: "I want to learn to draw!"
Twoleg footman: "Okay, learn."
Uncle Mi said: "You go to sleep in the guest room tonight!"
Twoleg footman: "That won't work."
Purpose: Protect male self-esteem
