The Tsundere Mermaid I Picked up Also Wants to Secretly Kiss Me Today
捡来的傲娇人鱼今天也想偷亲我
by Yuanchi (元池)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 231k Words
- Chapters
- 59
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Theme
- Love Story
- POV
- Female Lead
- Age rating
- 18+
- Updated
- 8h ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Happy Enemy｜Love for a Long Time｜A Love-Brained Self-Strategy Male Protagonist｜Sweet Cookie Funny but can stand up to any big heroine I picked up a mermaid and he stayed in my house and refused to leave. Later I learned that he had lived for eight hundred years, and the first time he came ashore was to find me and then kill me. The result? He paid for himself first. 1. Li Chacha, a pure engineering girl, has a wild and wild heart under her seemingly sensible appearance. With a dream in mind, she became an ocean monitor. It sounds great, but the actual job content is to pick up garbage, and pick up a pile of ocean garbage that will never be finished. Until that day, she picked up a mermaid. Not the fair-skinned, fair-skinned, blond, blue-eyed mermaid in the legend, but a merman! This fish has a good figure and looks great. He showed off his white muscles generously when we first met him. His chest muscles are full and elastic to the touch. Li Chacha took advantage of the person's fainting and squeezed it. Inwardly ecstatic: "It feels great!" But let's take advantage of it. Once is called luck, twice is called thick-skinned, three times... The mermaid wakes up. Li Chacha immediately raised her hand: "I swear, I really just want to see if you are dead!" The mermaid stared at her guilty face: "..." 2. Elian, the overlord of the deep sea, has lived alone for eight hundred years. He came ashore for the first time with a clear goal: to find the person predicted by the sea witch, and then kill her. He found it successfully, a violent and noisy Two-legged beast. The Two-legged beast is not very serious, but he is easy to deceive. He only needs to pretend to be pitiful and agree to keep him at home for a long time. Elian wanted to observe her more, so he had to let the Twolegs move around him. From the beginning, I was so angry that my heart was beating fast, and then, inexplicably, I couldn't stop my heartbeat whenever I saw the two-legged beast. I don't know the reason, I just know that the heart is so active for the first time after being silent for hundreds of years. The changes in the body were too strange. In order to solve these strange phenomena, the mermaid made a decision. Elian stared at the sleeping face of the two-legged beast and whispered to himself: "Kill her and the mission is accomplished." As soon as the words fell—— He stretched out his hand, and a light blue halo formed on his fingertips, curing the black spots under her eyes. "When will I be able to work less overtime? It will become ugly." King, do you still remember what you came for? 3. One person and one fish, each with his or her own agenda, officially living together, life can be said to be very busy. Li Chacha disliked the mermaid who had just arrived in human society and laughed at him: "mute." The mermaid looked down upon the two-legged beast whose nearsightedness and astigmatism was so severe that it was indistinguishable from humans and animals three meters away, and retorted: "Blind man." I thought my life would just go on like this, but then my style of painting gradually went astray. This fish learned to cook and make money, and Li Chacha completely changed from "keeping a pet" to "being kept by a pet". Everything was harmonious at first, until she discovered that this fish actually climbed onto the bed and secretly kissed her in the middle of the night! Li Chacha panicked and packed her luggage overnight to run away. But before he could escape, he was dragged into his happy home in the deep sea by the mermaid. Elian pointed to the only large shining shell in the dark water. "From now on, this is your home." Inside the shell were Li Chacha's clothes, shoes, socks... And even the hair rope she lost somewhere? Li Chacha was silent for three seconds: "... You stole my things?" Is this a show of love or anti-blackness? Imprisonment play? ? Li Chacha couldn't bear it any longer and punched the fish to death to kill all the inappropriate thoughts in his mind: "Hey! Even if you want to pursue someone, you have to abide by the law!" Until the end, the deep sea screamed, and the research institute investigated. When the world fell, Elian protected her behind him: "I am willing to annihilate myself in exchange for endless life for her and the sea." Li Chacha silently rolled her eyes behind him: "Who will cook for me if you die?" The copy of the next book "The Man I Picked Up Chased Me and Called My Wife": Heartless amnesia female protagonist Pies will not fall from the sky, but UFOs will fall and fall into the garbage, so they can only be scrap metal. Wait—— Is the man who climbed out of the UFO on his knees and called me my wife also a piece of shit? ! - Yu Ning is an orphan. She has no parents and no memory. The old man said that he found her in the snow in winter. Of course, she became the old man's granddaughter. The old man had been a sanitation worker all his life. He was childless and alone. After his death, he gave her the garbage station that he had just started. In order not to disappoint the old man and to prevent himself from starving to death in this world, Yu Ning could only take over and become the station manager. The old man's blind fortune teller friend always said she was lucky, but Yu Ning didn't believe it until she was knocked unconscious by a mysterious alien object falling from the sky on a dark and windy night. When she woke up again, she saw a handsome man kneeling beside her. A strong jawline, a head of thick black hair, drooping dog eyes with dense eyelashes, and tears that never fall. What a beautiful man. This was Yu Ning's first impression, until the kneeling person suddenly reached out and hugged her and cried bitterly: "My wife, I have been looking for you for ten years!" Yu Ning twitched the corners of his mouth, his expression split. - You, the supreme commander of the space peacekeeping force. As a decisive, courageous and strategic commander, he fits everyone's first impression. No emotions, like a machine. Until a space meteorite abnormality occurred and a dumpling fell into the house. You looked at the subordinates in the video conference who were all suppressing laughter with a dark face. He could only hold back his anger and coldly ordered the end of the meeting, and then lifted the soft thing on his head. The black ball stretched into a long one in his hand. You looked at the little thing in front of him and decided to leave it to his subordinates to deal with, because the alien residents are not human beings and they do not have the habit of keeping pets. Just as he stood up, the little thing in his hand suddenly woke up and wrapped around his wrist in a panic. Just when You wanted to get rid of it, he only heard a shout in his mind: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - did Mars hit the earth and knock me into heaven?" Looking around but unable to find the source of the sound, You had to look doubtfully at the little thing in his hand. He saw it shivering in fear, but when it touched his gaze, he still reluctantly rubbed his wrist with its soft body as if to please. "Brother, please tell me what you have to say! I am a good citizen of the earth, don't throw me into the frying pan of hell!" It turned out that it was talking. You raised his eyebrows and smiled, and decided to keep this little thing. - The ability of alien creatures to tell stories is comparable to Grimm's fairy tales, but Yu Ning doesn't believe it. She pushed away the man who was clinging to her, and looked at the man in front of her again whose nose was red from crying, and who had big furry black ears on his head, "You? Aloof?" You looked at Yu Ning with a pitiful expression and nodded, then quietly wrapped his tail around her wrist and rubbed it, "Honey, don't you remember me? We were about to get married, but you disappeared." Yu Ning twitched her lips, she really didn't remember. You pursed your lips, pretending to be strong and wiped away your tears, stretched out your fingers and began to count: "You like me wearing a black silk top, you like me rubbing the skin on the left side of your neck, you like-" Before the man could finish speaking, Yu Ning stepped forward and pinched his mouth tightly, threatening with a sinister smile: "In terms of time, I was only a child at that time. What you did is enough to electrocute you!" Intention: Man and nature coexist harmoniously.
I finally know why I ordered this book but didn't finish it. I jumped a lot when I read it again. The heroine is too depressed and aggrieved. The heroine looks like a Mary Sue, but in fact she just wants to survive.
Mines last forever, and one mine lasts forever! Qi Man and Li Yanyan went to the cemetery to visit their aunt and He Ci again during the Qingming Festival. The two of them clasped their fingers and bowed to their aunt. Li Yan's legs were inconvenient, so Qi Man took the flowers from her arms and placed them in front of their aunt and He Ci's tombstones. Every time Qi Man came over, she was probably a little touched in her heart. The aunt she used to quarrel with, and He Ji, whom the sun warmed and called her sister, were now lying on the cold ground. After a long time, the pain in her heart still existed. She raised her hand to wipe the black and white photo on the tombstone and said, "Auntie, you don't have to worry about Yan Yan Company being robbed, because I have already taken over and it seems to be doing a good job." As he said that, he looked at Li Yan with warm love in his eyes. The corners of the mouth are slightly raised Auntie likes to hear people praise her, Qi Man thought to herself. In this life, all her thoughts have been on taking care of Yan Yan, and she will protect Yan Yan until the last moment. Li Yan was sitting upright in his wheelchair, his face no longer as serious as before. The sun was shining on his body, and Qi Man looked up at her with his body low, as if this person could shine. Well! It just shines! Otherwise, why has she been so unable to let go after all these years? People. They all like places with light and warmth! Li Yanzhi looked at her with doting eyes. "Aunt, I am very happy now. Manman is by my side every day, but I will also miss you and miss you talking about me again..." Li Yanzhi looked at the tombstone and confided in a low voice. Qi Man tightened Li Yan's hand and answered with a smile, "Auntie, don't worry, Yan Yan's headache is almost gone. With me here, she will never feel lonely. Of course, the company is mine, and so is Yan Yan!" Li Yanzhi laughed softly after listening to her words. After chatting in the cemetery for a long time, Qi Man pushed Li Yan and was about to go back. Unexpectedly, when she walked out to the third row, a pair of hands grabbed her clothes. A little girl in a white skirt sat next to the tombstone and reached out to hold her. Qi Man was startled by the sudden action. The child was thin and small, his face was red, and his lips were visibly dry. He must have suffered from heat stroke. Qi Man's mind suddenly became excited and he was stunned on the spot. Li Yanzhi looked at her stunned expression and was about to ask her if she was scared. Qi Man's hand that was pushing the wheelchair instantly grasped Li Yan's, and she said excitedly, "Yi Yan, do you feel that this scene is familiar?" Only then did Li Yan think of a little girl in a white dress. Heatstroke, isn't this the scene when I met He Ci for the first time? Qi Man treated He Ci like a family member, so how could she not know how much He Ci's death had affected her? What did I just want to say to her? Qi Man quickly let go, bent down to support the little girl, and leaned against a shady tree. She took out a silk scarf from her bag, wetted it with the mineral water in the bag, and physically cooled her down. The little girl's body temperature slowly dropped, her eyes opened slightly, and she vaguely saw Qi Man feeding her water. "Come on, drink slowly," Qi Man coaxed her. The little girl looked at Qi Man weakly and whispered, "Thank you, sister." After drinking mineral water, the little girl gradually became able to sit up on her own. Qi Man asked, "Why are you here alone? Where are your family members?" The little girl lowered her eyes and choked up, "My parents are gone. They left me alone. I have no home. I don't know where to go. I can only sit here and wait for them to pick me up and go with me." When Qi Man heard these words, her heart tumbled again. These words were the excuses He Ci used to excuse her, but they really met her today. Qi Man rubbed her little head. The little girl looked up at her. Qi Man asked her softly in a gentle tone if she wanted to go home with her. The little girl asked with a confused look, "Then I have a family again?" Qi Man nodded, "Yes, if you are willing, we are willing to be your family." The little girl was about to agree when a figure hurriedly ran over in front of her and stopped beside Qi Man. She was breathing heavily. The moment she saw the little girl, she bent down and hugged her. "Yangyang, why did you come here alone? Auntie has been looking for you for a long time." The little girl pulled out of Xiang Qian's arms and said to her, "Auntie, I miss my parents." When Xiang Qian heard this, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes. His brother and sister-in-law were such good people, but a car accident took away what should have been a happy life. Now only the child is left alone, guarding his parents in the cemetery. Xiang Qian didn't know how to answer her. Yangyang was just an eight-year-old child, and he had to face the pain of separation and death. She just squatted down silently, held her little arms with both hands, and said to her, "Yangyang, although mom and dad have left, there is still aunt. Aunt is your family. From now on, we will live together, and aunt will raise you!" Yangyang nodded, turned to Qi Man and said, "Sister, my aunt is here to pick me up. I can't go back with you." Looking at the innocent and cute Yangyang, Qi Man smiled and said, "Okay, then you go back with your aunt. Remember to be obedient and not run around. Your aunt had a hard time looking for you like today. She is very worried about you and loves you very much!" Xiang Qian bowed to Qi Man and said gratefully, "Thank you for helping Yangyang, thank you very much!" Qi Man looked at Xiang Qian. He was not too old, probably a college student. She took out her business card from her bag, handed it to her, and said, "If you have any difficulties, please come to me. This is my contact information." Qi Man gave her personal contact information. Seeing how anxious Xiang Qian was looking for someone, she must have loved her child very much. Looking at the little girl who looked similar to He Ci, the guilt and regret in Qi Man's heart actually dissipated a little bit. Maybe this child may not be another He Ci? Xiang Qian pulled the little girl, expressed her gratitude to Qi Man again, turned around and walked out of the cemetery Qi Man pushed Li Yan again and followed them. Suddenly, Qi Man loudly asked the little girl in front of her, "Kid, what's your name?" When the little girl heard Qi Man's voice, she stopped, turned around and answered, "My name is Xiangyang, Xiangyang who was born in Xiangyang!" When Qi Man heard the answer, she laughed from the bottom of her heart and said, "Okay, sister, remember! Remember to come and play with me next time you have a chance!" The little girl nodded. This beautiful big sister is very nice and has a nice voice. She likes it very much! Then he followed Xiang Qian and left. Qi Man stopped where she was. Li Yan took her hand and looked up at her. "They were born toward the sun. Indeed, they should all be born under the sun forever." Qi Man smiled and pushed Li Yan again, out of the cemetery, and returned to their warm home together! Thinking of the regrets of wildfires, I wrote this paragraph! He Ci should be a girl born in the sun. Those dark things should not happen to her. She is warm, considerate, and smart. 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