
Straight Men Always Want to Hang Out with Me
直男竹马总想和我贴贴
by Mango Otter (芒果小獭)
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 81k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
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- JJWXC
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Please collect the advance copy of the next book "After Falling in Love with the Cat Next Door at First Sight"~ The copy is at the end~ Copywriting of this article: [Paranoid secret love, forbearance, affectionate bamboo horse attack, X bend without knowing it, rough nerve, little sun beauty, suffer] Cao Lin Weixu, a student from the Fine Arts Department of University A, encountered the biggest trouble in college. He was obviously a straight man, but there were always passers-by who didn't know the truth and made fun of him and Lu Hengchuan, the school sweetheart. Not only did they build a high-rise building on Bagua in the forum, they even wrote a lot about humanities. But in fact, he and Lu Hengchuan were just sweethearts who grew up together. Lin Weixu firmly believes that they will be good brothers for life. Until one day, he was bound to the Zhashou system. The scumbag system regards the fanciful world as reality and believes that Lin Weixu is the chosen scumbag. He was also asked to torture Lu Hengchuan to collect slag and gain value, otherwise he would take away the chance of resurrection. Lin Weixu collapsed: "What is a scumbag, and who do you think is a scumbag?" In order to save his life and not really hurt his good brother, Lin Weixu lived a life of racking his brains to get stuck. Fortunately, Lu Hengchuan is loyal and can understand and cooperate with him in everything. The system asked him to torment Lu Hengchuan. Lin Weixu lay on the sofa and stretched out her hands: "My head hurts, my back hurts, my legs hurt, I can't walk." Lu Hengchuan carried him up to the second floor, but his muscles were all tense. Lin Weixu was moved: It's better to be brothers. He didn't throw himself to the ground when he was so angry. The system asked him to humiliate Lu Hengchuan. Lin Weixu poked Lu Hengchuan's chest and abdominal muscles with her fingers, squinting: "That's it? You haven't practiced well." Lu Hengchuan was silent, but his eyes were dark. Lin Weixu was moved: It's better to be brothers. Even though he was so angry, he didn't even beat himself up. The system asked him to punish Lu Hengchuan. Lin Weixu gritted her teeth, pushed Lu Hengchuan onto the bed, and stepped on his chest with her bare feet. Lu Hengchuan lowered his head in humiliation, but the back of his hand was so hard that the veins bulged. Lin Weixu burst into tears: "Good brother, if you bear with me any longer, I will remember your sacrifice." Out of guilt for Zhu Ma, Lin Weixu was extremely tolerant of Lu Hengchuan in daily life. Lu Hengchuan asked him to watch a movie, but he was mistaken for a couple. Lin Weixu ignored it and comforted him. After being criticized by him, Lu Hengchuan strengthened his fitness and asked him to test the results with his own hands. Lin Weixu did so and praised him. When Lu Hengchuan had a physical reaction after being teased and his eyes turned red with shame, Lin Weixu became soft-hearted and helped each other with Zhu Ma. Slowly, Lin Weixu realized something was wrong. He seems to be less straight. Later, he finally discovered that his sweetheart was no longer straight. Previously, Lin Weixu turned a blind eye to the raging scandal between him and Lu Hengchuan on the school forum: "We are straight men!" When faced with the cannon fodder saying that Lu Hengchuan had already had thoughts about him and sow discord, Lin Weixu closed her eyes and said, "He is different!" Later, late at night after the system was untied, Lu Hengchuan pinched his chin and forced him to look at the scene in the mirror. His tone was thick and hot, "Baby, how am I different?" Lin Weixu was so tortured that she couldn't even utter a complete sentence, so she could only kiss him begging for mercy with her wet almond eyes open. What's the difference? The straight man he thought was a straight man, but the straight man Zhu Ma said was "direct and only likes you as a man"! * [Instructions for consumption] 1.1V1 Shuang Jie Shuang First Love He, the perspective only serves the narrative, the attack and reception lock each other's arrows are super thick, and refuse to dismantle the reverse dream control. 2. Imaginary background, daily flow of smart little sweet articles, everything is set to serve sweet love only, please do not substitute real-life research. ————————The following is the advance receipt———————— "Fell in love with the cat next door at first sight" [Dark-bellied and innocent male attack x natural fishing kitten] Chili is a kitten that turned into a human. With his super reflexes and dynamic vision, he became a well-known game anchor on Mangkhut TV. One day, a new neighbor moved next door. He was a young man and he liked to give him cookies baked by himself. Kitty has never been in contact with such a warm person, and feels a little strange. But the neighbor is a good cook and very friendly to cats. Later, Chili finds out that he is the number one on his list. And my cat petting skills are pretty good. Mao decided to give him a good look, and later discovered that Qi Yichuan was not only good at swaying cats, but also people. Chi Li, who originally planned to just give it a try, decided to make him a regular employee. They were getting along well together. The only thing that troubled Chili was that Qi Yichuan liked to buy him weird clothes too much. - Because of sleep problems, Qi Yichuan moved from the university dormitory to an old community near the school. It is said that his neighbor is the grandson of a university professor. Before meeting his neighbor, Qi Yichuan first bumped into his neighbor's little black cat, a little fur ball with a round face and golden eyes. It jumped up and hung on the door handle. After meowing, the door slowly opened. Qi Yichuan was greatly shocked, thinking that the cat in the old professor's house was so smart, and the neighbor himself must be no less generous. He was looking forward to it. Everyone was of the same age and should have a lot in common, until he saw a beautiful young man wearing an old shirt specially designed for math teachers. The young man had black hair and fair skin, a delicate face, a striped Polo shirt, thunder shorts, stockings and sandals. He was looking at him with a frown, and his gilded eyes were full of doubts, "Is something wrong?" As he spoke, he blew the wolfberry in the thermos cup naturally, took a sip of water, and then stuck out the tip of his tongue because it was so hot. "No, it's okay." Qi Yichuan was so shocked that his eyes went dark, and he returned home in a daze, and in disbelief, he opened the game anchor he was particularly interested in. The anchor does not show his face all year round, and is only famous for operating games with ultra-realistic furry cat paws, as well as his love for health and weird outfits. He watched it several times and finally determined that the anchor he had fallen in love with since high school was the boy opposite him. In order to pursue Chi Li, Qi Yichuan tried his best to use his status as the first on the list to say good things to himself when Chi Li complained about his neighbor. At the same time, he tried every means to please Chili's smart kitten who seemed to have become a spirit, combing, tickling and massaging it. Even during the kitten's special period, he never mentioned the quack, he just kneaded, patted and served him well. One day, Qi Yichuan received a video call from his neighbor After the call was connected, the beautiful young man's face was flushed, his golden eyes were misty, and his voice was soft and long: "Qi Yichuan, why don't you come over." Qi Yichuan thought his neighbor was uncomfortable and went over in a daze. When I woke up the next day, I felt something furry wrapped around my arm. When I looked down, I saw a familiar black tail. The young man in his arms had sleepy eyes and a pair of cat ears standing between his soft hair. Qi Yichuan was stunned. How could he really become a kitten? Purpose: Dealing with others should be sincere