I'm the Sickest One

Pre-collection of the article "Being a Dad in the Wild Zoo", the copy is at the end, please save it if you like it ~ Rolling and acting cute, asking for nutritional solution~~ —————————————————————— Lu Xianzhi has always believed that he is the only normal person in the world. His male secretary, who could be called a hexagon warrior, had his job dumped on him because a woman took a long leave to chase his wife - he was mentally ill. His good friend, who had been calm and self-possessed for more than ten years, even gave up his family property for a canary and completely fell out with his family - he was mentally ill. His brother, who had been a philanderer for twenty years, changed his mind for an old man with a baby, and insisted on competing for a job as a mistress - he had a serious brain disease. Lu Xianzhi was heartbroken until he met Shen Yi. The handsome young man came over and toasted: "Hello, Mr. Lu." Lu Xianzhi was silent for three seconds and raised his glass: "Hello, do you have a girlfriend?" Shen Yi was about to open his mouth when he interrupted: "It's better not, because I plan to marry you." Shen Yi:? ? ? Lu Xianzhi wanted to applaud himself. It turns out that I am also mentally ill! … Shen Yi always thought that the people around him were normal until he met Lu Xianzhi. He had never seen such a sick person in his life. But when he was kicked out of the Shen family and everyone betrayed him, he was the one who supported him, tolerated his use, acquiesced in his schemes, and even smiled with relief when his resources were robbed. When Shen Yi finally had the confidence to leave, on the day he packed his luggage, he looked up and saw Lu Xianzhi wearing an apron and frying eggs in the kitchen. He suddenly lost the strength to leave. He always thought that he didn't love Lu Xianzhi. But just pretending, it seems to come true. … Later, Lu Xianzhi lived a small life with his wife and children on the hot bed, and settled down to be a househusband. He will never tell Shen Yi that his overseas assets are one zero more than his current company. He will never tell Shen Yi that on the day Shen Yi leaves, he actually has drugs, ropes, and the coordinates of an island in the trunk of his car. Just useless. Reading guide: 1. Lu Xianzhi (attack) × Shen Yi (receiver) 2.1V1, dual perspective, micro-imprisonment, this article does not clear minefields, please be careful if you have a lot of minefields. 3. There is no bisexuality to have children. In the text, the "child" whose wife and children are on the hot bed refers to the furry child that was picked up. —————————————— Pre-released article "Being a Dad at the Wild Zoo" Lu Ye acted bravely for justice on his way to work, but died in a car accident and was reborn as a honey badger, a flat-headed brother in Abia Grassland. As we all know, Brother Pingtou's life creed is only one sentence: take life and death lightly, and do whatever you don't accept. Lu Ye, who has a grumpy personality, perfectly inherits this trait. Since then, Abia Grassland has gained a legend. Tigers ran away in panic when they saw him, hyenas screamed in fear when they saw him, and even elephants and rhinos avoided him. Lu Ye completely lost his natural enemies, and his days became more and more boring until he picked up a tiger cub. The cub grunted, crawled under Lu Ye's belly, found the penis, and bit it! Lu Ye:...... Cub: Mom, Mom. Lu Ye slapped him with his paw: "Mom, you are so big, call me big brother!" Since then, a flat-headed man with a tiger cub can always be seen on the Aibi grassland. Later, Lu Ye picked up a lion cub, a leopard cub, and an albino bear cub one after another. Lu Ye: It's such a joy to raise a cub! Little did they know that all of this was broadcast live by humans. Human beings are worried when Brother Flathead encounters danger and cheer for him to raise cubs. Every move of Brother Flathead is watched by thousands of viewers. The TV station even has a special column "Brother Flathead's Travel Diary". … As the cubs grew up, Lu Ye became bored again, until the tiger brother Lu Rong, whom he worked so hard to raise, went into heat! The moment Lu Rong pinned him down, Lu Ye screamed: This is wrong! ! ! ! The varieties are different! ! Damn this tiger, he's going to do it! ! ! Ps: animal text, after being attacked, it will turn into a human. Concept: True love is a balance of indulgence and possession