The social animal Lin Xiaotong died suddenly and turned into the most useless pure blood in the history of the vampire family.
Afraid of the sun, garlic, and crowds, she became allergic to human blood and developed red rashes. Even the old goat dared to roll his eyes at her.
Her territory was being robbed, and her cousin was sharpening his knife to make her a "pure-blood sashimi." When she was desperate, she heard the nationally famous Earl of Cut Sleeve gnashing his teeth with his guards:
"Be patient for another half year. When I chop off the head of the Grand Duke, I will package you up and give you to Princess Anna as a dowry."
Lin Xiaozhen's eyes lit up: he is misogynistic, does not engage in ambiguity, has power, and can help her block all social interactions!
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From then on, the Earl's Mansion had a pitiful little boy who cried whenever he was touched.
When the noble lady scolded her, her eyes turned red and she bit her lip; when her love rival made things difficult for her, she dropped her golden peas and hid behind the male protagonist; someone said she was a vampire, and her shoulders twitched from crying. She turned her head and relied on her super hearing to eavesdrop on the enemy's secret conversations, and used her tea art to disrupt all conspiracies.
Everyone thought that Count Victor was just temporarily soft-hearted and picked up a useless little burden.
Until that day, the Grand Duke led troops to siege the city, and a silver arrow shot through Victor's shoulder.
The little crybaby who couldn't even unscrew the bottle cap raised his head, his golden vertical pupils flashed, and the entire city's silverware instantly exploded into silver powder.
She stood in front of the man who was covered in blood. Her voice was still crying, but her words were clear:
"Don't touch my people."
Victor chuckled, stretched out his hands to take her into his arms, and pointed his sword at the entire army:
"Hear that? My little girl can't tell."
Small Theater 1
Rumor has it that Count Victor was so misogynistic that a woman would be thrown out if she came within three feet of him.
Until someone saw that the man who didn't even let flies fly into the study was squatting on the ground, wiping the face of the little vampire who had stolen a cake and had his face covered in cream.
His tone was so doting that he could drip water: "Eat slowly, no one will compete with you."
Concept: A socially fearful tea-making loser female protagonist × a pseudo-cut-off-sleeve and sinister Ares male protagonist. The contrasting comedy and the Machiavellian career line run in parallel; the supporting cast of anti-routine gods (the road-crazy foodie priest, the unjust bodyguard Cyril) are packed with laughs; the heroine's growth line is clear, from a desperate and transparent person to a vampire queen