Regarding My Public Admission of Mistakes in the Novel

Lu Chen, an unknown author of articles about cultivating immortals, was on the street every day and had less than a hundred comments. Until one evening, with a slip of his hand, he passed the confession written to his partner as a new chapter. Before opening the comment area, Lu Chen thought readers were urging for updates. After opening the comment area, he just wanted to escape from the earth overnight. "Hahahahahaha, author, wake up. Your protagonist is still hanging at the bottom of the cliff!" "Wait...'My baby'??? Author, you have a partner???" "The blind student discovered Hua Dian—so the 'baby' is a boy??" "Hanhan Gong × Aojiao Shou, I will first pay respect to this pair of CPs!" Lu Chen's eyes darkened: It's over, the society is dead. But the real storm is yet to come. After his baby Fang Yu saw the update, he opened the shopping website expressionlessly and placed an order for 40 remote controls. "Lu Chen." "Arrived!" "If you don't kneel down these forty remote controls until the batteries pop out, you can sleep on the sofa from now on." Lu Chen looked at the row of brand-new remote controls with raised buttons on the floor tiles, and his knees began to ache. He tremblingly took out his cell phone and sent Fang Yu a message: "Baby, can you wrap it in plastic wrap?" Fang Yu replied instantly: "Okay, wrap it in three layers. Thanks for the reminder." Reading Guide 1. 1V1, HE, daily cookies, no abuse. 2. The tsundere and the arrogant dog × the honest and loyal dog attack, doting on each other. 3. All remote controls have been wrapped in plastic wrap, please do not imitate them. 4. Also known as "The author personally performs what public execution is" and "Readers repeatedly jump between urging for updates and complaining about CP every day" Concept: The author performs public executions every day