
Team Leader! Your Online Dating Kitten Is Here [Esports]
队长!你网恋的小猫来啦[电竞]
by Xie Lan (解澜)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Also known as "The perverted captain is actually Mi's online dating partner?" "My heartless online dating sweetheart" "My online dating partner is next door and scolds me every day" "Captain! I think you are so annoying! "Inspirational Kitten - From Playmate to Best Rookie" "Revenge of the E-Sports Cat" "The Human Captain and His Explosive Kitten" Green Tea Laozi Kitten Suffers × Cold-faced Human Breeding Main Attack ——Furry Planet—— Mi Xiaoman is a very poor and illiterate kitten. Fortunately, he has quick claws and becomes a game to play with. The regular boss is a vicious human being who is super annoying! Mi Xiaoman was dissatisfied: Pressure a kitten o.0? After the customer had finished training him, he coaxed him and gave him some dried fish takeout and goat milk pudding. Mi Xiaoman was fed until the cat's fur became round and shiny, and she thought: Humph, I forgive you. Until the guest confesses to him ——Mi Xiaoman was stunned while holding the freeze-dried food in his mouth. I don't understand humans very well. The most taboo thing we have in this line of work is falling in love with our customers... The next day, invitations to the youth training fell from the sky - probably because his playing record was so impressive that a team took notice of him. Mi Xiaoman was so upset that he was dumbfounded at the first meal of the trial: It tasted terrible! Unpalatable! Unpalatable! ! Mi Xiaoman huddled in the corner and took out his mobile phone, and clicked on the boss who always ordered takeout for him: Baby, the cat is hungry and fainted, come and feed OWO The customer still said the same thing: fall in love with me online. Mi Xiaoman looked at the food in the cafeteria stubbornly for three seconds, and tears of disappointment flowed from the corner of his mouth: OK! Mi Xiaoman went to the door to get the takeout ordered by his online dating partner, and bumped into a cold-faced human. ——There are dog tribe, eagle tribe and rabbit tribe in the team, each with their own cuteness. Captain Li Zhun is different. He is handsome, but he is so fierce. Mi Xiaoman raised her head and looked at him: "You hurt me." Captain of the starting team, Grand Slam, FMVP, assault position - Li Zhun raised his eyebrows: "Don't act like a baby." Who acted like a spoiled child? Shen Jingbing, the kitten was so angry that she stared at him. Later, Mi Xiaoman discovered that the captain was not only mentally ill. Not human yet! It's a training machine! It's a pervert! So annoying! ! Mi Xiaoman curses her online dating partner every night. The person he was dating online coaxed him: Yes, yes, it's so annoying. "But I've already taken revenge! I pulled his power cord! I spilled his water glass! I messed up his files! I even bit his training machine!" Online dating partner:… Mi Xiaoman felt aggrieved: He was already number one, so what if he wanted a cat? Stress a kitten o.0? ? ? Online dating partner:… Online dating partner (sighs): My dear, you are the best, great job. Mi Xiaoman: Baby, it's better for you. Li Zhun was next door to Mi Xiaoman, typing tiredly: BOBOBOBO. Mi Xiaoman was so happy that she fell asleep in a blink of an eye, sleeping heartlessly. Li Zhun closed the phone and gritted his teeth. He came back to online dating in a hurry, but in the end, he just came to listen to this little bastard scolding him? Li Zhun was so angry that he had a headache. You're a pervert, you hate the captain, you destroy the training machine and eat it, right? Little bastard, just wait to be punished! ———————————————————— Game: Mobile Game Peace Elite Author's statement Because it involves e-sports and this game has professional competitions, the competition schedule (highlighted) is inevitably difficult to break away from the three-dimensional professional competition framework. The author hereby declares that the content of the competition in this article (including any behavior involving all the protagonists and supporting characters in the novel, and the game content involved in it) does not have any prototypes of the competition, nor does it have any part related to the content of real professional competitions. All characters, including the protagonists and supporting characters, have no prototypes and have nothing to do with any three-dimensional characters, especially professional players. Please do not associate meal replacement (including but not limited to the professional league of this game). This is just for clarification. In addition, because this statement focuses on this novel, the following only lists the competition rules set by the author of this article, not the professional rules of the three-dimensional competition (the novel will actually use more popular language again. Girls who can't understand don't worry). The content in this article that is difficult to break away from the framework of the three-dimensional professional competition may be as follows. 1. Season (two seasons a year), each season is divided into regular season playoffs and finals, and the regular season is divided into breakout games and knockout games. 2. Promotion rules: The number of teams in the weekly finals and finals is 16. The top three teams in last week's weekly finals and the top three in the regular season will directly advance to next week's weekly finals and finals. The qualifying quota for both the breakout round and the playoffs is 13. 3. Points rules: In the early stage, each person is awarded two points, and in the later stage, each person is awarded one point. The first 10 points for the chicken game and the second 5 points decrease to 0 in sequence. 4. Player position names: There are four types in total, assaulter, command position, gun position, and free man. 5. The names of the firearms and props used are the same as in the game, but not the current game version 6. Others: the weekly finals and playoff finals include the opening ceremony, and the daily game includes the opening short film, pre-game speech, first half game, midfield interview, second half game, and post-game interview. Similarly, the opening ceremony short video and other specific content (highlights, specific content) do not have any part related to the content of real professional competitions. If you have any suggestions about the competition system, please comment and correct me in the serialization period. In short, this statement emphasizes that the competition schedule of the e-sports part of this novel may be difficult to break away from the mature three-dimensional e-sports competition framework. It emphasizes that the specific plot content, description, and character setting of the novel do not have any realistic reference. It is only clarified here. This matter will not be mentioned in the future, and I will concentrate on saving the manuscript. I hope this article will meet you soon. Xie Lan recorded the screen and archived it on May 21, 2026. Mission: Competitive sports, better, faster and stronger
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