Can a Stupid Kitten Be Used as a Catch?

Also known as "The perverted captain is actually Mi's online dating partner?" "My heartless online dating sweetheart" "My online dating partner is next door and scolds me every day" "Captain! I think you are so annoying! "Inspirational Kitten - From Playmate to Best Rookie" "Revenge of the E-Sports Cat" "The Human Captain and His Explosive Kitten" Green Tea Laozi Kitten Suffers × Cold-faced Human Breeding Main Attack ——Furry Planet—— Mi Xiaoman, a very poor and illiterate kitten, makes a lot of money by playing games with his boss. They didn't live well and didn't have enough to eat. Kitty was desperate and followed an online tutorial on how to catch men. The first step is to find the target. He accurately targeted a monthly boss. Although the boss is very annoying and fierce, he also ordered small dried fish for takeout. The second step is to be sweet-mouthed, act coquettishly, and take the initiative to post some "interesting" photos. The kitten gritted his teeth and practiced mechanically. Mi Xiaoman sweetly sent him a voice message: "Brother boss, it's so cold outside and it's so cold at home." Pictured [round mangosteen claws tied with a bow] Pictured [Pink Paw Pads] Li Zhun laughed angrily after receiving the message, and transferred the money directly with a wave of his hand - nonsense, this fool would have sent the photo to someone else if he was too late for a second! Mi Xiaoman held a huge sum of 9999, his eyes shining brightly. After Mao Mao accepted the money, he felt that he had landed. He stopped acting coquettishly, stopped replying to messages, stopped giving good mornings and good nights, and the photos were gone. In a blink of an eye, the money was gone. Mao Mao was reported to have contacted the boss against the rules and was expelled from the club. The sky is falling! Mi Xiaoman groaned and went to find the boss again. Fortunately, the WeChat account was not deleted. The boss pretended to be generous and accepted his lame excuse. This time the boss learned the lesson and only gave him one hundred and two hundred dollars after the contact was restored. Not enough kitten flower at all. Fortunately, the next day, an invitation to the youth training fell from the sky - probably because his record in playing games with the boss was so impressive that a team took notice. Mi Xiaoman rushed to the interview and bumped into a cold-faced human being. He is handsome, but he is so fierce. Mi Xiaoman raised her head and looked at him: "You hurt me." Captain of the starting team, Grand Slam, FMVP, assault position - Li Zhun raised his eyebrows: "Don't act like a baby." Who acted like a spoiled child? The kitten stared at him angrily. Later, Mi Xiaoman discovered that the captain was extremely strict. If he makes any mistakes, he won't let go, and he will train the cat with a cold face, which scares the cat to death. So annoying! ! Compared with the captain, his resentful boss looks much more amiable. Mi Xiaoman yelled at his boss every night. The boss coaxed him: Yes, yes, it's too annoying. "But I've already taken revenge! I pulled his power cord! I spilled his water glass! I messed up his files! I even bit his training machine!" Boss:...... Boss (sighs): My dear, you are the best. Well done. Mi Xiaoman: Brother, you are still the best to me, bah bob. Li Zhun was next door to Mi Xiaoman, typing tiredly: BOBOBOBO. Mi Xiaoman was so happy that she fell asleep in a blink of an eye, sleeping heartlessly. Li Zhun closed the phone and gritted his teeth. I'm a pervert, you hate me, right? Li Zhun was so angry that he had a headache. Little bastard, just wait to be punished! ———————————————————— Game: Mobile Game Peace Elite Author's statement Because it involves e-sports and this game has professional competitions, the competition schedule (highlighted) is inevitably difficult to break away from the three-dimensional professional competition framework. The author hereby declares that the content of the competition in this article (including any behavior involving all the protagonists and supporting characters in the novel, and the game content involved in it) does not have any prototypes of the competition, nor does it have any part related to the content of real professional competitions. All characters, including the protagonists and supporting characters, have no prototypes and have nothing to do with any three-dimensional characters, especially professional players. Please do not associate meal replacement (including but not limited to the professional league of this game). This is just for clarification. In addition, because this statement focuses on this novel, the following only lists the competition rules set by the author of this article, not the professional rules of the three-dimensional competition (the novel will actually use more popular language again. Girls who can't understand don't worry). The content in this article that is difficult to break away from the framework of the three-dimensional professional competition may be as follows. 1. Season (two seasons a year), each season is divided into regular season playoffs and finals, and the regular season is divided into breakout games and knockout games. 2. Promotion rules: The number of teams in the weekly finals and finals is 16. The top three teams in last week's weekly finals and the top three in the regular season will directly advance to next week's weekly finals and finals. The qualifying quota for both the breakout round and the playoffs is 13. 3. Points rules: In the early stage, each person is awarded two points, and in the later stage, each person is awarded one point. The first 10 points for the chicken game and the second 5 points decrease to 0 in sequence. 4. Player position names: There are four types in total, assaulter, command position, gun position, and free man. 5. The names of the firearms and props used are the same as in the game, but not the current game version 6. Others: the weekly finals and playoff finals include the opening ceremony, and the daily game includes the opening short film, pre-game speech, first half game, midfield interview, second half game, and post-game interview. Similarly, the opening ceremony short video and other specific content (highlights, specific content) do not have any part related to the content of real professional competitions. If you have any suggestions about the competition system, please comment and correct me in the serialization period. In short, this statement emphasizes that the competition schedule of the e-sports part of this novel may be difficult to break away from the mature three-dimensional e-sports competition framework. It emphasizes that the specific plot content, description, and character setting of the novel do not have any realistic reference. It is only clarified here. This matter will not be mentioned in the future, and I will concentrate on saving the manuscript. I hope this article will meet you soon. Xie Lan recorded the screen and archived it on May 21, 2026. Mission: Competitive sports, better, faster and stronger