Help! My Furniture Recognizes Him as Its Owner!

Ever since I discovered that everything in the world has a spirit, all I can do in daily life is humble apology. The bed felt too heavy for him to turn over, and the creaking noise in the middle of the night caused complaints from the neighbors; the keyboard hurt when he was hit, so he ran away from home and ran around everywhere; the water cup felt that he was in a hurry to drink water, so he deliberately leaked water and wet the computer. He was forced to start the "full-time furniture nanny" mode, being careful and cautious every day. The new neighbor who moved next door, Gong, could always see through the irritable objects at a glance and calm them down with a few words. He couldn't help laughing when he saw Shou squatting on the ground apologizing to the keyboard: "You talk to them, do they understand?" Shou looked up and saw the sofa quietly moving towards Gong, as if he was being coquettish. Gong is a natural "pacifier of all things", and Shou is a humble social animal who is driven crazy by objects. From then on, the two started a funny daily life of "coaxing all things in the world together". The bed was automatically widened by half, the keyboard helped Shou type confession copywriting, and even the light bulbs were quietly dimmed when the two were dating. It turns out that not only objects need tenderness, but he also needs it. Mission: Gentleness and respect can heal all things in the world.