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[The funny and cheerful sand sculpture is attacked by x boring and coquettish double standards]
My name is Lu Yasheng, I am eighteen years old, Identity V anchor, and recognized by the entire internet as a human boy.
Daily: Cry to be weak, fall down in seconds, shout for plans to strengthen survival.
One day he uttered a wild rant: "If you want to fight, fight VIC."
Barrage: I want to eat shit.
Later, my top brother sent me a private message:
"VIC Fu Xinghan, I want to talk to you about signing a contract."
Before signing the contract, he said: If you train systematically, you will definitely win a Grand Slam.
After signing the contract, new rules were posted in the training room:
A single defeat in seconds, with two hours of extra practice, performed by the butcher boy Fu Xinghan himself.
I:? The top brother on the list is a butcher? In a physical sense? ?
Before the game, he asked me to "bite the opponent hard," and I said that I had bitten him.
Backstage video leaked - I bit my opponent on the butt.
That picture is now an IVL Metaphysics product.
The external network calls it "Can Ding", which translates to "can win".
I bit back when he kissed me.
This is my occupational disease and also a team disease.
On the day he retired, he gave me club shares:
"I don't want to be the boss, I just want to be your butcher."
During the All-Star Game, he used his umbrella to show his love for my forward.
Commentary: I have never encountered this kind of thing in ten years of working.
Intention: Find the meaning of life through continuous advancement, and gain self-worth through continuous efforts.
