Is there any future in being a villain in Gotham?
Sure, sure, absolutely, buddy. You just have to survive getting punched by Batman.
The difficulty is too high, so you give up on being a villain and become a villain's henchman instead.
You: …
You swear you'll find a stable, respectable job with a future.
Anything that doesn't involve getting punched by Batman.
Someone asks why you don't apply to Wayne Enterprises.
Sorry, you've been teaching yourself everything up to this point. Wayne Enterprises wouldn't even hire you as an outsourced cleaner.
Your education doesn't measure up, or you have all your limbs. Pick whichever requirement you want.
Fake a resume?
Come on, you're only a third-rate hacker. Everyone knows Wayne and Batman are sworn enemies!
You don't want Batman to notice you because you forged your credentials.
Actually, you just don't want another Bat-fist to the face.
Sobs: D
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All you want is a decent job, but the Gotham job market leaves you at a loss.
That's right, the Gotham job market is this messed up.
There's Wayne Enterprises, and then there's everything else.
If you can't get a job at Wayne's, what's stopping you from becoming one of the everything-elses?
After years of hard work, you finally become the owner of a company, or maybe a studio.
Sure, you double as the boss, accountant, cashier, and employee, and your studio is still just a bare room… None of that matters.
What matters is that while collecting key evidence for a client's divorce case, you spot someone in the target's bed. The person is wearing a red-and-black feathered cape, a domino mask, and an X-shaped harness across their chest…
You really, really wish you didn't recognize that bird.
Too bad he's all too familiar: Batman's old partner, the former Robin and current Red Robin.
You close your eyes, afraid to look.
The red-and-black vigilante in bed flips up and fixes you with a sharp stare.
You say, “I was just passing by. I don't know anything.”
Red Robin raises an eyebrow and walks toward you.
You stare at the long staff in his hand, lost in thought.
You wonder if you'll even live to see tomorrow's sunrise. Correction, it's already the middle of the night by the time you climb through the window.
Let me put it another way: will you live to see today's sunrise?
Please note:
1. The main story is written in second person.
2. The pairing is with Red Robin.
3. A lighthearted comedy. Hope you enjoy reading!
Theme: Never give up.
That's how it is for Muli! You have to try it with different characters! "I also lowered my head and gave thoughtfully..." This is a big bug for the author~
The if line must be marked in the title or article. It is not obvious in the content summary. If you look at it directly, you still wonder why the relationship has advanced so fast [laughing and crying]
Looks good, confident and ready to attack
Hahahahahahaha
Wow, what an interesting protagonist.
Like like like! Very nice! This is the first time I watched the second-person perspective, and I didn't expect it to be surprisingly good. (*^ω^*)
Who wants to tell me about the attack? I'm so grateful! ! ! ! !
Please! This is really important! ! ! !
"You punch in the note, you close the note..." This is a big bug for the author~
open
It's actually a new article [Come on] It's good-looking
What a new article, the first chapter was only published today?
That's how it is for Muli! You have to try it with different characters! "I also lowered my head and gave thoughtfully..." This is a big bug for the author~
The if line must be marked in the title or article. It is not obvious in the content summary. If you look at it directly, you still wonder why the relationship has advanced so fast [laughing and crying]
Looks good, confident and ready to attack
Hahahahahahaha
Wow, what an interesting protagonist.
Like like like! Very nice! This is the first time I watched the second-person perspective, and I didn't expect it to be surprisingly good. (*^ω^*)
Who wants to tell me about the attack? I'm so grateful! ! ! ! ! Please! This is really important! ! ! !
"You punch in the note, you close the note..." This is a big bug for the author~ open
It's actually a new article [Come on] It's good-looking
What a new article, the first chapter was only published today?