Zhou Yufen, a retired aunt from Northeast China, woke up and found herself dressed as a vampire countess. She has a small waist, long legs, and skin so tender that you can squeeze water out of it. Zhou Yufen was very satisfied, even when she looked in the mirror she couldn't see anything - the vampire had no reflection. What made her even more angry was that these vampires lived a rough life: they drank blood without heating it, slept in coffins, and had not improved for thousands of years. She rolled up her sleeves and started to make arrangements - the coffin was transformed into a big bed, she drank blood while it was hot, and she planted cabbage at the entrance of the castle to prepare sauerkraut. The werewolf next door came to groom her, the knights from the Holy See left and asked her for pickle recipes, and the vampire elders came to inspect her every now and then, and they all looked dazed when they left. The prince heard about it and gave her a medal. Zhou Yufen took a look and said hang it on the toilet wall.
This is pure comedy. Don't expect to learn any life principles from it, just be able to laugh.
Concept: a three-no product with no authority, no nonsense, and no CP