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Copywriting one:
At the beginning, he landed in Novice Village, Kansas, where he ate the apple pie made by Mrs. Martha, broke into Superman's room, and even caused some destruction in his hometown.
Superman: ...?
Me: Hey!
Copywriting two:
The Red Hood and Red Robin encountered a large number of masked armed guards while tracing a drug line. As a result, a young man playing the role of a detective suddenly fell from the sky and kicked the target accurately from a group of faceless guys. "Hey, detective on the case~!"
Red Hood: So, this violent investigation method has become popular in the detective industry in the past few years, right?
Red Robin thought about his daily life: ... It's not impossible, I mean, it's always been like this, isn't it?
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All in all, this is a coming-of-age story about a bat cub who was half-promoted as a detective to become a glorious justice hero, but secretly works as an anti-hero.
New Copywriting 3 (I didn't know which copywriting was good, so I served them all)
Even though I will deal with some criminals, I have no superpowers, and I don't have any disputes with famous criminal gangs. Furthermore, I don't have any intention of harming ordinary people. So why do super-level superheroes like Three Primary Colors and Black Paint regard me as a potential threat? ? I solemnly swear that I am just an ordinary detective!
It's okay to be forced to act with Young Super Hero. The detective is a good detective, so the worst he can do is change his vest number.
No, why did my vest number suddenly have an extra relative? !
I am the detective, and I am also the vest number, so who am I? !
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Note: It is not a classic detective, has no logic, no reasoning process, and no talent for humor, so American humor may not be that humorous. You can read it easily without thinking.
First-person bat cub literature/relatives and friends are relaxed and have no CP or ambiguity/it's not the author's fault that the protagonist is not smart)/the protagonist's name is so long
11-14-16-18-21-25-38 (the approximate age setting including the protagonist and Xiao Qiao cannot withstand scrutiny)
Intention: Grow upward in the soil, you will always find the meaning of life, and then bloom
