The Potted Plant Purchased Online Turned Out to Be My Own Son

[Tsundere, explosive hair and high strength value] × [Gentle man's scheming green tea attack] Three years ago, Yu Fang graduated from the Spiritual Master Academy and received an offer from the Special Service Team of the Alien Management Bureau, becoming a clean and stupid part-time worker. After the welcome party that night, Yu, who was drunk, picked up a little flower demon in a dark alley. The flower demon was in tatters, with broken branches and leaves. It was bullied by a few human gangsters, and its eyes turned red from grievance. Yu Fang's heart burning with protecting plants, he picked up the little flower demon, took him home, helped him heal, and vaguely found himself falling in love. It was the time when the little flower demon was in its budding stage, so she tearfully asked Yu Fang for help, and Yu Fang happily agreed. Then, he was put to sleep. Yu Fang:? ? ? No, is this right? Shouldn't he be the one above? Just forget it after sleeping, and then run away after sleeping! Yu Fang: Damn! I met a scumbag! …… Yu Fang learned from the pain, and since then he broke up with each other, devoted himself to his career, and succeeded in taking the position of captain of the special service team within three years, becoming the evil and feared living king of Hell in City A. One day, Yu Fang bought a beautiful small potted plant while surfing the Internet. It was delivered by express delivery the next day and the packaging was exquisite and gorgeous. Yu Fang untied the silk wrapped around the gift box layer by layer and opened the lid excitedly - the beautiful and well-groomed cub stretched out its chubby little hand to him: "A hug." …… Wrong, he bought a potted plant, not a cub. Yu Fang had no choice but to hold the cub and send it back to the original address. When he knocked on the door, Yu Fang took a closer look - Hey! Scumbag! Yu Fang's fist hardened, Yu Fang touched the weapon, and Yu Fang was about to take revenge... The scumbag rubbed the cub in his arms, pointed at Yu Fang, and said warmly: "Call daddy." Yu Fang: "... Whose son?" Scumbag: "It belongs to both of us." Yu Fang: "... How did it come about?" Scumbag: "... You gave birth to me." Yu Fang: "..." No logic! Nonsense! How dignified! Who in the family understands? Encountered a scam by a scumbag! After that day, Yu Fang was completely obsessed with the scumbag and his brat. The little boy grabbed Yu Fang's clothes and asked with tears in his eyes: "Dad, is it because you have other flowers that you don't want me?" Yu Fang: "..." The scumbag turned into Yu Fang's colleague, moved into Yu Fang's office, and started delivering lunch to Yu Fang three times a day. People can't have trouble with food, at least they shouldn't... Yu Fang ate the ribs with an expressionless expression, watching the scumbag holding a blistered finger that was burned by the fire, looking at him with forbearance and sorrow. Yu Fang: "May I ask about your plant species?" Scumbag: "Piranha." Yu Fang nodded indifferently: "Wow, I thought it was green tea." * Yin Shu is a man-eating flower that has lived for eighteen hundred years. By chance, he fell into the world and was surrounded by a few blind human gangsters. Stupid humans, the evil piranha is ready to teach them some lessons. He stretched out the branch and quietly pressed it against the human's neck, preparing to take the opportunity to bite off a piece of flesh. The next second, the human bastard flew away in a parabola, and his vines were also broken. Yin Shu held the broken branches and leaves and burst into tears in pain. He looked up and saw a beautiful young man standing in front of him like a magic soldier descending from the sky, with the light of righteousness shining behind him. Yin Shu: "I..." ……'S midnight snack. The young man grabbed his hand and said, "I am Yu Fang, an intern from the Alien Management Bureau. Don't be afraid. It is my responsibility to protect you weak monsters." Yin Shu: "..." The majestic thousand-year-old demon was taken home by a clear and stupid human intern. This young man named Yu Fang not only raised him like a flower, but also flirted with him during his budding period. Yin Shu couldn't bear it anymore, and the vines wrapped around his waist... Intention: Old thoughts come back to life, and my heart promises to be the same as before