[The stupid and career-minded heroine who is a straight-ball king × the crazy male protagonist who looks forward to being killed every day]
[Falling in love and killing each other | Crazy comments from everyone | A strange combination of circumstances | Extreme pulling]
The tour guide Cheng An led the whole group through the journey.
Good news: The main mission is written on the visa, "Revenge".
Bad news: The visa is valid for 30 days. After expiration, everyone will die tragically.
And the real culprit who ordered the massacre of the village was actually the ancient general she picked up from the wild? !
In order to avoid the outcome of the team being wiped out in advance, the whole village established the [Assassination Villain Self-Rescue Committee] overnight, vowing to send Xie Wuhuang on his way before tragedy occurs.
As a result, General Xie, who was living under someone else's roof, experienced the most outrageous thirty days in his life——
He was assassinated by the entire village.
Poisoning, assassination, night attacks, traps... There is no limit to what you can think of, but this group of sand sculpture villagers can't do it.
But why! Just every time! !
They were all disturbed by Cheng An's mistake! Yellow! Got it!
The villagers climbed out of the window in the middle of the night to assassinate Xie Wuyan and send him on his way.
Cheng An took the lead in the charge, but was unexpectedly attacked by a cockroach and broke the bed curtain.
The villagers dug a trap and waited for Xie Wuyou to get up early and pass by.
Cheng An felt that the pit was too shallow and unsafe, so he dug deep all night. Unexpectedly, a heavy rain collapsed and the trap turned into a pond.
Villager:?
Cheng An:?
Xie Wuyang:?
After the first failure, everyone calmly analyzed and optimized tactics.
After the fifth failure, I began to suspect that there was a mole.
After the eighth failure, I began to suspect that the male protagonist was a blood-locked NPC.
After the tenth failure, the villagers finally collapsed: "Director Cheng, are you in love with him?"
Cheng An: It's not that I don't have it! ! I want to kill him too! ! !
And Xie Wuhao:
——She said she wanted to kill me, but she still couldn't bear it in her heart.
——She stopped others from doing it time and time again, she must have wanted to enjoy the pleasure of killing me herself.
——She was very nice to me today and hasn't started to kill me yet. Is she tired of me?
Cheng An:? ? ?
•The dog that makes mistakes trains itself literature
•Top Mai Ke who just wants to die in her hands
Intention: Hold the hope of survival in your own hands